Dan C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Trimming aubrey's beardsley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Reprimanding the bishop Returning an overdue library book Badgering the witness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Bun in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Lacerating thy scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 i don't give a flying fig! racing up bald mountain feeding the chunky poodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 inserting your chocolate stink-penis into the wet porcelain vagina and playing with a small knob with the intention of causing said porcelain vagina to momentarily shudder and secrete additional fluids and ultimately accommodate the full length of said chocolate stink-penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 hairy cheque book velcro triangle ham-on-ham happy lamp hand-to-gland combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six but that's not a euphemism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aces Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bacon diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splesh Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bearded axewound. Pitching a tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 hand-to-gland combat lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 screwed the pooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 giving birth to a food baby seeing a man about a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Rolling the Eskimo Teasing Yul Brynner Tobboganing down caramel mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 "not bad"/"quite good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 jotting it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 up the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Rolling the Eskimo It wasn't so much an Eskimo Roll as a case of Rolling Right Inuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magdog Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 touching cloth backs to the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Strolling up the Bournville Boulevard. (Hand-to-gland combat is the funniest thing Ive heard in ages.Nice one kaini ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted April 6, 2011 Author Share Posted April 6, 2011 totally forgot i started this thread. Some great ones on here nice one watmm. I would like to add poaching the eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 riding the cotton cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 roughing up the suspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 On the blob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Conjugating the verb. The verb is her vagina with my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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