Guest Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Wowzers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ. so... didja do it? the 20 stone girl i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 ...aaaaand the aftermath. ur middle finger looks out of proportion. it's huge! or is your ring finger just super shrimpy. sorry this has nothing to do with how i think of you as a person squee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest od++ Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Putting loads of work on twitter as @rubikism Fuck all people following Sad Edited December 23, 2012 by od++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I've just been told by a twenty stone bird 'I'll sing whatever you want and suck your cock', whilst another girl keeps trying to get me to apply duct tape to her tits. The joys of being a wedding DJ. so... didja do it? the 20 stone girl i mean. Sadly not. After politely turning down her advances, she proceeded to start dry humping a passed out guy on a chair whilst texting and then fell off him, taking one of our speakers with her. Fortunately the speaker survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 A true survival story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Been out of sugar for the last week, so I've been drinking my coffee with just cream (evaporated milk, technically). For the cup I'm currently drinking I decided to try this weird sugar/cinnamon mix that my mom got me some christmases ago... but it's mostly cinnamon and tastes fucked up in my coffee. (and yeah, this is about what i expected.) Edited December 24, 2012 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Been out of sugar for the last week, so I've been drinking my coffee with just cream (evaporated milk, technically). For the cup I'm currently drinking I decided to try this weird sugar/cinnamon mix that my mom got me some christmases ago... but it's mostly cinnamon and tastes fucked up in my coffee. real men drink their coffee black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 i usually hate whinging about shit online but fuck it, this thread has been teasing me for 200 pages, i just found out the one of my flatmates packed up his shit and disappeared the moment i left to go on holiday, and the other one with no-one to stop him promptly had one of the most ridiculous parties you can imagine, trashed the flat, left 700 quid on the table top and fucked off aswell. so me and the other leaseholder are left with 3000 of damage, 700 quid, and half the rent missing for january the 3rd. we are fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 unbelieveable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 i usually hate whinging about shit online but fuck it, this thread has been teasing me for 200 pages, i just found out the one of my flatmates packed up his shit and disappeared the moment i left to go on holiday, and the other one with no-one to stop him promptly had one of the most ridiculous parties you can imagine, trashed the flat, left 700 quid on the table top and fucked off aswell. so me and the other leaseholder are left with 3000 of damage, 700 quid, and half the rent missing for january the 3rd. we are fucked. I would actually, no exaggeration, hunt both of them down and cut their dicks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) i usually hate whinging about shit online but fuck it, this thread has been teasing me for 200 pages, i just found out the one of my flatmates packed up his shit and disappeared the moment i left to go on holiday, and the other one with no-one to stop him promptly had one of the most ridiculous parties you can imagine, trashed the flat, left 700 quid on the table top and fucked off aswell. so me and the other leaseholder are left with 3000 of damage, 700 quid, and half the rent missing for january the 3rd. we are fucked. Jeezus, truly sorry to hear that m8. Problems like these are worth talking about, so don't feel bad about venting. Is there any possible way to get them to pay up, maybe bring it up to the authorities? Maybe I'm being naive. Edited December 24, 2012 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I've tasted some foie gras and I'm starting to like it I'm a horrible human being now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 find them and smash their fucking balls in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 they may have completely fucked me, but i come from a culture of not ringing the police on your mates, even if they have been absolute cunts. il figure something out. the police are an absolute last resort if its between me literally being arrested or them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 They knowingly put you in the situation you are in. Just keep that in mind as you're dealing with the aftermath and wondering what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 ...aaaaand the aftermath. ur middle finger looks out of proportion. it's huge! or is your ring finger just super shrimpy. sorry this has nothing to do with how i think of you as a person squee I think my middle finder was trying to stay out of my ring finger's way so that's why it's so close to the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 find them and smash their fucking balls in. I've been drinking my coffee with just cream (evaporated milk, technically). I make all of my tea with evaporated milk, it's the bomb. it's not as thin as milk so it doesn't make the mix all watery. milk doesnt make the mix watery..it's already water. so you're saying this evaporated milk thickens 'the mix'.. and that's good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 ...aaaaand the aftermath. ur middle finger looks out of proportion. it's huge! or is your ring finger just super shrimpy. sorry this has nothing to do with how i think of you as a person squee I think my middle finder was trying to stay out of my ring finger's way so that's why it's so close to the camera. yep sure okay likely story shrimp-finger [seriously though, you have lovely fingers] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 (edited) edit: shit whatever Edited December 25, 2012 by tauboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 find them and smash their fucking balls in. I've been drinking my coffee with just cream (evaporated milk, technically). I make all of my tea with evaporated milk, it's the bomb. it's not as thin as milk so it doesn't make the mix all watery. I find evaporated milk for whatever reason makes my tea taste weird but my coffee taste orgasmic. It's actually hard for me to enjoy coffee unless it has evaporated milk in it. It tastes like an entirely different product depending on what you put it in. Also, it's a weirdly good substitute for ice cream on certain desserts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 My brother put on Zoolander saying it was awesome. Turns out it's the worst fucking movie. Then he fucked off after half an hour. Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 I've tasted some foie gras and I'm starting to like it I'm a horrible human being now. Anyone angered by this, don't worry. Karma came around and made sure I somehow stabbed myself in the hand during fondue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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