Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) BBOOOOFAAAAAAAHHH moofted I do agree with you. Edited February 24, 2013 by isaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Some fat lady with a shopping cart stopped in line at the checkout lane but didn't bother leaving any room for anyone else to get past her, just as I was approaching from the left. Dumb cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) some haughty young professional and his cunt girlfriend were at a packed bar that my friends and i arrived at. the bar contains many joined tables and chairs, so parties end up sharing space. we had a decent sized party of people and wanted to sit, they were using perfectly good chairs for their jackets and her purse. when we asked if we could use the chairs, they said no. he then informed me that we should try arriving earlier. his girlfriend let out a high pitched whine which signified agreement. i ended up standing, crotch level with his girlfriend's face. i hadn't showered. hopefully her years of probable cocaine use hadn't dulled her sense of smell. Edited February 24, 2013 by zaphod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 there idba guubojbkycouch and I Sony know whohe isb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I just saw that the band !!! is on Warp records Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I just saw that the band !!! is on Warp records Yeah, for like the last 10 years or so. Your point being? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) I have just manged to kill my fridge by piercing the side while defrosting it. I'm not feeling too proud of myself. Now in a dilemma, should I inform the landlord in the hopes that he will replace it? Or should I just replace it myself so as not to affect getting down payment back when moving out? Or perhaps I could stick something over the hole........ .....like.........some blu-tack? Edited February 24, 2013 by hello spiral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 repair the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Duct tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) argh! I'm doing my income taxes and I should have gotten a really good return but I forgot I had a lump sum payment from my old employer to discharge my pension and now my return is far less. =( Edited February 24, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) that "my boss tells me everything I listen to is bullshit noise" thread makes me self conscious of what I listen to in public -- btw logon rock witch by aphex gives you weird looks on buses, it starts very suddenly so I'm always a bit scared when shuffle is turned on Edited February 25, 2013 by isaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 and ew this girl's arise in front of me looks like a dead quail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 that "my boss tells me everything I listen to is bullshit noise" thread makes me self conscious of what I listen to in public -- btw logon rock witch by aphex gives you weird looks on buses, it starts very suddenly so I'm always a bit scared when shuffle is turned on Aren't you wearing headphones/earbuds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 of course, my headphones don't contain the sound well though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 no idea what the harlem shake and people keep mentioning it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Manager Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 no idea what the harlem shake and people keep mentioning it. ditto. i have no doubt the answer is on youtube, but i already know i hate it, so why bother looking it up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I don't have enough to do at work but I can't waste time very apparently cause it's an open office landscape. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 And now my battery is running low :( Back to switching through windows to look as if I'm doing something useful while I wait for the day to end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 that "my boss tells me everything I listen to is bullshit noise" thread makes me self conscious of what I listen to in public -- btw logon rock witch by aphex gives you weird looks on buses, it starts very suddenly so I'm always a bit scared when shuffle is turned on i think thats so much fun though, playing something that makes heads turn. seeing peoples reactions can be pretty enjoyable. for me, i love to see the reactions i get for Squarepusher's Steinbolt. most people just think its noise so they give me this look of "what the fuck are you listening to?!" next time play something thats really out there, then when people start giving you looks just give them a deadpan stare. youll probably scare them off the bus. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 people who sit on the bus doing everyones nut in by listening to loud, shitty music are the worst people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 as much as I'd like to scare people with brutal IDM and gut wrenching frequencies I don't want to be that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I've often had fantasies about a device with which you could secretly connect to a youth's phone when on a bus or train and then start remixing/mangling the music coming from it. Then a button which makes the phone melt/explode/bum them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 that "my boss tells me everything I listen to is bullshit noise" thread makes me self conscious of what I listen to in public -- btw logon rock witch by aphex gives you weird looks on buses, it starts very suddenly so I'm always a bit scared when shuffle is turned on i think thats so much fun though, playing something that makes heads turn. seeing peoples reactions can be pretty enjoyable. for me, i love to see the reactions i get for Squarepusher's Steinbolt. most people just think its noise so they give me this look of "what the fuck are you listening to?!" next time play something thats really out there, then when people start giving you looks just give them a deadpan stare. youll probably scare them off the bus. lol i went into an hmv a number of years ago and they were playing gantz graf. nobody was looking wierd or anything though... also listening to newer autechre albums on headphones in public makes me feel weird cause i can't walk to a rhythm i pass people and it just feels awkward/ anys, it's like it's easy to walk around when you're walking to a beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 A big metal light fixture just fucking fell from my ceiling and is currently dangling from a chain about three feet from the ground. Also, there was a fucking drive by shooting outside my girlfriend's work last night while she was working. 5 or 6 shots in all. She is unscathed, but a bouncer who was outside the club next door got shot in the leg. Why? Because one of the girls who was with the drive by posse passed out earlier in the club, so they were asked to leave. Evidently they didn't appreciate that. Anyway... very close call. I don't recall there ever being another drive by shooting in my city before. Fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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