baph Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 In second grade I stole a glance at Sally Jane Carruthers. Bitch stole ma heart in return :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 fuck tha man amirite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 $30 of books > $$$ monthly salary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Would it be wrong if I just changed his username to DERP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Careful with catching charges in college. I know for sure that a drug conviction of any variety blocks you from ever receiving financial aid. Not sure about others. I stole some gems from a psychiatric hospital I worked at in college. 1. Copy of the "big book" (Alcoholics Anonymous) 2. DSM-IIIR 3. Harrison's Principles Of Internal Medicine (a huge expensive motherfucker of a book--retails for $152 right now) 4. A huge plastic mat that fits under a desk for wheeled chairs to roll on 5. A poster that says "drugs give you plenty of things to look forward to". Each panel had something clever like "new friends" with a group of kids were shooting dope, "exercise" with a kid holding a stolen TV as he runs from the cops and finally "rest and relaxation" with a gravestone 6. Another poster that says "how are you feeling today?" and there is a kid's face expressing the particular feeling i.e. happy, sad, angry, excited, etc. The ultimate heist I had not the balls nor the ability to pull off. A first edition arcade console of Space Invaders that still worked. It was stuffed in an old gymm that had been converted to junk storage. It was a travesty but I couldn't do shit about it. I also stole some shit from the hospital I worked for. I stole loads and loads of unused urine sample bottles, because they make fantastic little containers for stuff. Also I was a bassoon player back then, and bassoon players need unused urine bottles to soak their reeds in. Basically you need a small container that you can carry water in, and that can seal. So it's perfect. Fun fact, every bassoon player routinely steals unused urine sample bottles from the doctors office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Would it be wrong if I just changed his username to DERP? So says the guy with the DERP taxidermy tiger for his avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 d*mn!!! u all are a bunch of h*ll raisers Would it be wrong if I just changed his username to DERP? So says the guy with the DERP taxidermy tiger for his avatar... its a couger joyrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 oh SNAP jk. but OP definitely need a derpier avatar after this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 d*mn!!! u all are a bunch of h*ll raisers Would it be wrong if I just changed his username to DERP? So says the guy with the DERP taxidermy tiger for his avatar... its a couger joyrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i embezzle time from my employer *end game* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I used to work feeding paralyzed patients in a hospital. I used to run around the halls shooting patients with waterguns. I didn't get fired. Some of the patients brought water guns from home and battled me. I got away with a lot of shit there. paralyzed patients Some of the patients brought water guns from home and battled me. wut They couldn't even eat by themselves, yet they managed to go home and participate in watergun fights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I used to work feeding paralyzed patients in a hospital. I used to run around the halls shooting patients with waterguns. I didn't get fired. Some of the patients brought water guns from home and battled me. I got away with a lot of shit there. paralyzed patients Some of the patients brought water guns from home and battled me. wut They couldn't even eat by themselves, yet they managed to go home and participate in watergun fights? There were different patients there for different reasons. My main duty was to feed paralyzed patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Nobody likes playing with campers anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 The OP is a model citizen. Fuck everything right now. You got the right attitude, man. Keep on keepin' on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Careful with catching charges in college. I know for sure that a drug conviction of any variety blocks you from ever receiving financial aid. Not sure about others. I stole some gems from a psychiatric hospital I worked at in college. 1. Copy of the "big book" (Alcoholics Anonymous) 2. DSM-IIIR 3. Harrison's Principles Of Internal Medicine (a huge expensive motherfucker of a book--retails for $152 right now) 4. A huge plastic mat that fits under a desk for wheeled chairs to roll on 5. A poster that says "drugs give you plenty of things to look forward to". Each panel had something clever like "new friends" with a group of kids were shooting dope, "exercise" with a kid holding a stolen TV as he runs from the cops and finally "rest and relaxation" with a gravestone 6. Another poster that says "how are you feeling today?" and there is a kid's face expressing the particular feeling i.e. happy, sad, angry, excited, etc. The ultimate heist I had not the balls nor the ability to pull off. A first edition arcade console of Space Invaders that still worked. It was stuffed in an old gymm that had been converted to junk storage. It was a travesty but I couldn't do shit about it. I also stole some shit from the hospital I worked for. I stole loads and loads of unused urine sample bottles, because they make fantastic little containers for stuff. Also I was a bassoon player back then, and bassoon players need unused urine bottles to soak their reeds in. Basically you need a small container that you can carry water in, and that can seal. So it's perfect. Fun fact, every bassoon player routinely steals unused urine sample bottles from the doctors office. That is a fun fact, but you'd think they could just steal one and use it for ages, or use one of any number of more easily accesible small containers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Careful with catching charges in college. I know for sure that a drug conviction of any variety blocks you from ever receiving financial aid. Not sure about others. I stole some gems from a psychiatric hospital I worked at in college. 1. Copy of the "big book" (Alcoholics Anonymous) 2. DSM-IIIR 3. Harrison's Principles Of Internal Medicine (a huge expensive motherfucker of a book--retails for $152 right now) 4. A huge plastic mat that fits under a desk for wheeled chairs to roll on 5. A poster that says "drugs give you plenty of things to look forward to". Each panel had something clever like "new friends" with a group of kids were shooting dope, "exercise" with a kid holding a stolen TV as he runs from the cops and finally "rest and relaxation" with a gravestone 6. Another poster that says "how are you feeling today?" and there is a kid's face expressing the particular feeling i.e. happy, sad, angry, excited, etc. The ultimate heist I had not the balls nor the ability to pull off. A first edition arcade console of Space Invaders that still worked. It was stuffed in an old gymm that had been converted to junk storage. It was a travesty but I couldn't do shit about it. I also stole some shit from the hospital I worked for. I stole loads and loads of unused urine sample bottles, because they make fantastic little containers for stuff. Also I was a bassoon player back then, and bassoon players need unused urine bottles to soak their reeds in. Basically you need a small container that you can carry water in, and that can seal. So it's perfect. Fun fact, every bassoon player routinely steals unused urine sample bottles from the doctors office. That is a fun fact, but you'd think they could just steal one and use it for ages, or use one of any number of more easily accesible small containers There other containers that work okay, but the urine bottle is really the perfect size and shape. And you know, you want some extras in case something happens to the first. And depending on how often you change the water it can get kinda gross, so you want to replace it every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 film canisters are actually what MOST bassoon players use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 film canisters are actually what MOST bassoon players use... I've seen a couple, but in my experience most use urine bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 4. A huge plastic mat that fits under a desk for wheeled chairs to roll on Hahahaha! Wut?! Sounds like you stole it just for the sake of stealing something no, those things are invaluable in any carpeted home office. wheeled chair, not wheel chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 There other containers that work okay, but the urine bottle is really the perfect size and shape. And you know, you want some extras in case something happens to the first. And depending on how often you change the water it can get kinda gross, so you want to replace it every now and then. Surely you use fresh urine every time?! 4. A huge plastic mat that fits under a desk for wheeled chairs to roll on Hahahaha! Wut?! Sounds like you stole it just for the sake of stealing something no, those things are invaluable in any carpeted home office. wheeled chair, not wheel chair! Lol! I think castors is the technical term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 theres also a really cool way to steal books and read and learn from them. theres this weird place near my place called a libury. it works like this -you find a book...ANY book you want that they have -you go to the front and you "steal" it for an allotted amount of time -you read it -you return it whenever you feel like, sometimes they get pissed that you stole a book and charge you a dollar or two, but thats like, whatever. certainly doesn't cost you a job. i dunno if this is a localized phenomenon, but i heard the cops might be shutting it down soon. ahh bless. Common sense you can bottle. Also, the job didn't cramp your style, it helped you pay for it. I wonder if this isn't a troll moment thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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