tontonz1 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Worth - $30. I work worked in a textbook exchange warehouse for the summer, and it sucked your soul until you became a pacified book zombie with no existence or life to look forward to except endless book toting oblivion, and one of the swing shift managers came up to me and told me to empty my pockets, so I did and immediately got terminated and got escorted out of the building. Later, I found out that some pyroretard was trying to set books on fire in the warehouse so the managers went around asking workers to empty out pockets looking for matches/lighters/etc., and I got caught at the wrong time. The Columbia PD came by and was like "I just got finished investigating a homicide and this is atleast a dozen of donuts waste of time, so imma write you a ticket and you'll have to pay some petty larceny fine if you plead guilty." Then when we got to talking about state laws and what not (cuz what else are you gunna talk to a cop about), he brought up my expunged possession charge back in '07 and as an example he used my phone as a brick of weed and how if one bought medicinal weed in cali and went to vegas with it, one'd be fucked (yea no shit). And that states can't have make penalties worse than federal penalties and blah..blah..blahhh.. But I've stolen over 100 books since I've worked there... (suck my ass missouri) . Let's see, I got caught with some anonymous erotic sexcapade journal from some guy in the 17th century who allegedly had the most sex in England (according to him), Thomas Paine's Common Sense , and Blue Mars which is like a sci fi book cuz im a geek. Basically since I don't have a prior criminal record related to extortion or theft, I'll probably be let off the hook. So now instead of buying a motorcycle I'm buying some music equipment and a nice home theater system and a hooker so I can blast David Axelrod and read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations while I get mah dick lollipopped. Fuck this is bullshit. Anyone in a different country wanna help me get a job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 my im just not getting it but how did u fit 3 textbooks in your pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 AND why you didnt just tell the cop you paid those books for your class a post disappeared before my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzur Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 my im just not getting it but how did u fit 3 textbooks in your pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 What on earth are you doing stealing over 100 books you loon?! Were you trying to start up a rival store down the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Would you like us to help you find a job where you could steal more things? :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 dude if you wanted a copy of Common Sense you could have read it online for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 you should a job a a record store to put all there ceephax vynils in your giant pants!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i like how you've managed to make yourself the victim here. you sure will go far in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Congratulations? What the hell else did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 It's justified because it was books he stole.. Only clever people read books.. misunderstood genius etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 So now instead of buying a motorcycle I'm buying some music equipment and a nice home theater system and a hooker so I can blast David Axelrod and read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations while I get mah dick lollipopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i stole books cuz the job cramped my style You're 22. come the fuck on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzur Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 What on earth are you doing stealing over 100 books you loon?! Were you trying to start up a rival store down the road? he stole the books so he can read them later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 theres also a really cool way to steal books and read and learn from them. theres this weird place near my place called a libury. it works like this -you find a book...ANY book you want that they have -you go to the front and you "steal" it for an allotted amount of time -you read it -you return it whenever you feel like, sometimes they get pissed that you stole a book and charge you a dollar or two, but thats like, whatever. certainly doesn't cost you a job. i dunno if this is a localized phenomenon, but i heard the cops might be shutting it down soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Blue Moon is th worse of the trilogy imho, but hey if you are already there it's a good way to tie all the storylines. Read "The Martians" after that!!! Some great short stories (baseball game, trip up Olympus Mons, etc..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Snape killed a dumbledorf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 omg you got fired for stealing 3 BOOKS??? thats such bullshit man!!! omg i hope those ass holes get whats comin to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Despite my bafflement at how you fit books in your pockets, and my annoyance that you're feeling victimized for having stolen books, and my confusion about why you didn't just go to a library, I can't help but feel amused at how little sympathy you're getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Despite my bafflement at how you fit books in your pockets, and my annoyance that you're feeling victimized for having stolen books, and my confusion about why you didn't just go to a library, I can't help but feel amused at how little sympathy you're getting. LIBRARY! Thanks, I forgot how it was pronounced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 im still confused, did you get arrested for arson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 yeah dude what was it arson or stealing books. this is some serious soap drama plot material here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 hes not answering, maybe the police shot him, its the only way to protect the books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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