eugene Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 they give 45 minutes to answer 24 questions, maybe they take usage of internet/library into account ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I'm sure they do. Who knows the year woman were permitted to divorce off the top of their heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 noone can know these stupid questions. Good, that means you won't get any more losers moving there. The place is full enough (of losers) as it is. Also, of great interest would be the questions that you got wrong. Ha, that's rich. You live in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%) Time taken: 03 minutes 34 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%) Time taken: 02 minutes 58 seconds Oh well, I can't be the first fucker they'll throw out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
National Park Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%) Time taken: 04 minutes 29 seconds My wife has to take this soon ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I thought crazy hard citizenship test was a scandinavian thing only. Apparently not. Remembered alot of my old class mates took the danish test, and most of them, just like me, failed it miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 50% right, but i don't want to live in your stupid country anyway jk i secretly do when i'm older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 17 out of 24 (71%) Time taken: 02 minutes 19 seconds damn that was hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 although im sure the idea of the citizenship test is that you study beforehand from a book which is full of this shit, no? would leave you with a far better chance if you actually had been told abit of this stuff. apparently you have to read this... Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship - 2nd Edition This is what i was thinking. As long as you read the study materials, you should be able to pass the test. It probably doesn't matter if you can't speak english very well. noone can know these stupid questions. Good, that means you won't get any more losers moving there. The place is full enough (of losers) as it is. Also, of great interest would be the questions that you got wrong. Ha, that's rich. You live in Australia. irony missed. + we are experiencing massive immigration rates at the moment. And given that my country is mostly desert, this is something that i feel pretty aggrieved about. Whether the UK fills up with wage and quality of life destroying freeloaders, i couldn't care less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 10 out of 24 (rubbish %). And I've probably spent about 12 weeks away from this country in my entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 although im sure the idea of the citizenship test is that you study beforehand from a book which is full of this shit, no? would leave you with a far better chance if you actually had been told abit of this stuff. apparently you have to read this... Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship - 2nd Edition This is what i was thinking. As long as you read the study materials, you should be able to pass the test. It probably doesn't matter if you can't speak english very well. noone can know these stupid questions. Good, that means you won't get any more losers moving there. The place is full enough (of losers) as it is. Also, of great interest would be the questions that you got wrong. Ha, that's rich. You live in Australia. irony missed. + we are experiencing massive immigration rates at the moment. And given that my country is mostly desert, this is something that i feel pretty aggrieved about. Whether the UK fills up with wage and quality of life destroying freeloaders, i couldn't care less. the UK is really not all that bad. there's still some really really really lovely parts of the country to see and spend time in and live in. even though some of the people here and the laws and taxes n shit piss me off sometimes, i'd still much rather live here than anywhere else in the rest of the English speaking nations on this Earth. Australia, you have the weather (i've said it before) but that's about it. that's really it! lol. i must say that everything else about the country, imo, is pretty crap! right down to your annoying, whiney accents. lol - sorry but it had to be said! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 17 out of 24 (71%) Time taken: 03 minutes 28 seconds A few of the questions on the site (census and new deal for two) aren't right or are just written stupidly. The whole thing is goofy, but the questions where I'm guessing you'd have to memorise dates from the handbook, is this some no brown M&Ms shit? Having to remember seemingly arbitrary facts to later write on exam papers, over being taught things that would be useful as an adult is one of the things I don't understand about school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I got 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Australia, you have the weather (i've said it before) but that's about it. that's really it! lol. i must say that everything else about the country, imo, is pretty crap! right down to your annoying, whiney accents. lol - sorry but it had to be said! :) I like the UK, I'm a citizen. I was born in Australia, of which I'm also a citizen. With that said, the English are in no position to whine about whiney accents. Plus, the fish 'n' chips are better here. As for convicts, I think my 1st generation Australian relatives came over from England voluntarily in the mid 1800's. The other side of the family came out from Scotland in the 1960's. I never understood the convict insult, I don't think I know anyone here with convict heritage. You might need to head out to Frankston for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 don't worry about sirch, he is a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 The Australian WATMMers seem like really nice people, and post a lot of funny and interesting stuff here. Fuck me, I'd love to visit Australia if it wasn't for my fear of the heat and it being such a costly trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 The Australian WATMMers seem like really nice people, and post a lot of funny and interesting stuff here. Fuck me, I'd love to visit Australia if it wasn't for my fear of the heat and it being such a costly trip. Gives you a nice big hug. ;-] You could defo stay a couple of nights if you got over here. (no more than that, or you might find out that i'm a cunt or something, it would weird you out in any case. heh) -- Also, my last memory of the UK was after a nice few days on the Isle of Wight. We caught the train from portsmouth or somewhere to london. It was mile after mile of depressing looking housing estates. I'm sure you've got plenty of lovely countryside that offers excellent village life (if no work or decent net). I have seen plenty of that on the television. But your towns look for the most part like dreary hellholes. (Most people don't live in the heritage inner city areas, but in semi's or flats yeah) edit : i hope my above comment doesn't in any way effect my british citizenship. I support prince charles. he's a decent chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 7 out of 24 (29%) Time taken: 07 minutes 49 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 23, 2011 Author Share Posted August 23, 2011 17 out of 24 is the best anyone here can muster. still fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 The Australian WATMMers seem like really nice people, and post a lot of funny and interesting stuff here. Fuck me, I'd love to visit Australia if it wasn't for my fear of the heat and it being such a costly trip. There are things that annoy me here. It does get pretty hot, which is why I live as far south as possible (while remaining on the mainland). I'm genetically adapted for cooler climates, and I bet my pale Scottish complexion is particularly susceptible to melanoma. Plus, everything is poisonous and can kill you. Even horses have poisonous barbs on their tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 you have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%) Time taken: 03 minutes 35 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%) Time taken: 03 minutes 34 seconds lol, I beat some of the UKers here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Questions answered correctly: 4 out of 24 (17%) Guess I'm stuck in America if Bachman wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 don't worry about sirch, he is a cunt. yeah don't worry about me. or essines. he is just a boring old hairy Grandma's cunt. edit: don't get me started on Canada! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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