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miles36

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if you ever wanted to know how retarded you look to your pet, just get/make one of these:

 

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the resulting video is guaranteed to make you look like an idiot.

 

Awesome!

 

But yeah... pretty much. I do little dances for my cat.

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What I find reassuring when you dance for your cat is that you could do the weirdest dance ever and the cat will still look at you with peace in the eyes :smile:

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my cat is a straight up asshole. he's an attention whore who will not shut up until you pick him up. I come home from a 12 hour night shift at 6.30am and his shitty little black cat ass wanders down the stairs just so he can FUCKING SCREAM AT ME FOR NO REASON until i throw him outside. then he comes in, after screaming outside for a while, just to scream inside and then claw my arm until he gets treats. Fuck me. He's going to die soon. I don't like that, but at the same time the fucker deserves it for being such a cunt.

 

 

i fucking love him.

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I still love my cat more than anything else... even tho he's dead.

 

hilarious.

 

My cat is emotionally devoted. Maybe it's because I talk to him in a very loving way. He always looks up and is begging for my sweet words to reach his ears so that he can roll over the floor in a euphoric way. He is the sweetest really. Sometimes he gets a bit too attached though. The solution is to start yelling at him, so that his euphoric mood will be annihilated by the toughness of my voice. I bury his happiness to the ground in those situations so that he will be traumatized.

 

I'm no expert.

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my cat is a straight up asshole. he's an attention whore who will not shut up until you pick him up. I come home from a 12 hour night shift at 6.30am and his shitty little black cat ass wanders down the stairs just so he can FUCKING SCREAM AT ME FOR NO REASON until i throw him outside. then he comes in, after screaming outside for a while, just to scream inside and then claw my arm until he gets treats. Fuck me. He's going to die soon. I don't like that, but at the same time the fucker deserves it for being such a cunt.

 

 

i fucking love him.

 

Yeah pretty much the same with me, although my cat still has a good few years of attention seeking left in her. She is pretty much the most annoying cat ever, but I love her soooooooooooooooo much.

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I do little dances for my cat.

 

wow! I thought I was the only one to do this. Could I actually be normal ?

 

I do too. Like most cats his reaction is condescending, but sometimes he's just fucking confused, sorta like a kid passively being assualted with kisses from an old eccentric aunt. I have a puppy now too and his reactions are totally opposite, he's more like "FUCK YEAH SILLY DANCE TIME"

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I still love my cat more than anything else... even tho he's dead.

 

lol, i like your style

 

 

 

 

 

My cat is emotionally devoted. Maybe it's because I talk to him in a very loving way.

I'm no expert.

 

i think you ARE an expert. your cat is still, eh, scared of me. like really scared, running-away-into-the-garden-scared,

 

even though i give him my sweet words of loving :(

 

maybe it ain't expertise, but just some kind of "gender orientation"

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