TRiP Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Is it a year lostrealising time has passedor a year gained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apriorion Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 my attention span ruined by B.O.C. thing I must get to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I love a coffee Don't care about having no coffee Fuck dat fuck dat fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRiP Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 searching for meaninglost in procrastinationwhere should i go now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 riding on horse back with my lovely fiance oops my hymen broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 you angry bowel i am unprepared for this my day is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 It rained earlier I'm sitting down in a chair Watching MacGyver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 As I get older I find my hangovers Get steadily worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 thanks for the thread bump i enjoy doing haikus lets have a cold beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 No problem Felcher I enjoy doing them too Cheers to that good sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 colder is the wind that is blowing up my ass than that which comes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 you angry bowel i am unprepared for this my day is ruined lol angry bowel I imagine it frowning sorry to make fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 that's alright, wabby booming sounds of colon wrath always bring us joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Watmming in bed Girlfriend and cat are sleeping Some beer now I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 woke up fuzzy head harsh toxic real ale farts feet hurt, good night bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Burrito bean farts this morning loud and smelly thunder raping the nostrils Squelched by two cups espresso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Sunday, breakfast time I want to make some bacon BEEP, smoke detector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Red wine and sake Both on tic from local shop When will I pay them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I shat my pants hard. Crust is flaking like dry paint. Why my anus loose? People smell my pants. They wonder if they farted. Soon they find I shat. Police taser me. Poo pants is terror cult start. Must protect bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 bland k-cup coffee sticky residue on tongue I burp and death comes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I shat my pants hard. Crust is flaking like dry paint. Why my anus loose? People smell my pants. They wonder if they farted. Soon they find I shat. Police taser me. Poo pants is terror cult start. Must protect bullshit. I like the way you joined this triptych of haiku with a theme. Full marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Desire poisons All are dreaming while they wake Shattering temptress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Sticky non-stick pan Egg sandwich minus the egg Morning, blue monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 looking for beatnik cliche using an bongo all i found was this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRiP Posted August 26, 2013 Author Share Posted August 26, 2013 Trying to go fast,Realising it is futile,Slower now, slower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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