rixxx Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 *gender politics post about how female celebrities get this all the time and you guys mock them but its clearly not cool to do it to a man etc* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 *gender politics post about how there's a lot of mocking of Keanu in this thread, but apparently rixxx has typically weak feminine eyesight and so hasn't noticed it yet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 actually no i wouldnt, you are gross madame Lol! There are more than one meanings to this word. I meant when you squeeze someone's cheek affectionately (as you would a small child). Loving the new avatar by the way. And it moves!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 squeeze someone's cheek affectionately (as you would a small child). reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 face cheek! i mean face cheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 face cheek! i mean face cheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 aaaaahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 And he still hasn't aged... When he was all depressed a while back people made him a "Feel Better" mix, we should make him a workout mix and find a way to get it to him... "Keanu's Workout Plan"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 hmmmm could he possibly be doing a deniro like in raging bull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SB39 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 flol. How did he just get fat in his neck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAxva-otAQU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SB39 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 http://youtu.be/eAxva-otAQU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 based Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless I think you should forward that on to Keanu, he may find it truly inspirational. Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 One got fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 keanu r.eeves fat, where to find keanu reeves,,how to find f/at celebrity,. how t/o know if i,m fat, weigh tloss metho,d cel ebrity w eight loss, whic hceleb is the fate,st how to know if kean ureave is fa,,t/ where is keanu revas,. how to k now if keanu reeves is near. what if kean ureeves is in myh ouse,, help kea nu reeves is behind me, how to kill keany reeve., keanu satanic sacrifice ritua l,, blood demonn keanu reav,e keanu rea satan,. satan worship,., *studies post with furrowed brow and steepled fingers* Right? You have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Finally. Keanu has looked 29 years old since 1997. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 do you think he is going to look 35 for 20 years now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Keanu Reeves has digital aging with a low bit depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acroyear Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 one time, i was 18 years old. i was a goddess among my peer group, looked young and healthy beyond belief, as i had my whole life. then i moved away, and within a matter of weeks, and got crazy depressed, lost my friends, started drinking, and got a little fat for the first time of my life. years later, i have yet to return to that slim beautiful self that was me. my very face looks totally different. ive since developed anorexia nervosa. losing weight and eating less food seems to effect my image, but that beautiful slim body seems unobtainable. i blame stress. i think it irreversibly destroys your metabolism. i also think movies and TV fucked with peoples ideas about a sexy or healthy body image. they drive an idea into your head for so long that you become conditioned to only be attracted to that supermodel style body image, and then suddenly you find yourself attracted only to people completely out of your league, leaving you lonely and unsatisfied. once you go fat you cant go back. some people can go fat and get sexy afterwards, but most people simply cannot, no matter how much effort they put forth. thats why you see fat members in the royal family. all the money in the world cant buy them the dietitians and nutritionists to make them skinny again. at this point surgery is the only option. point being, if you find yourself getting fat, and youre at all interested in getting slim again, you need to get slim now. be healthy and youll be happy god bless Sounds like you've got it figured out. I hope you're happy and healthy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acroyear Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 keanu r.eeves fat, where to find keanu reeves,,how to find f/at celebrity,. how t/o know if i,m fat, weigh tloss metho,d cel ebrity w eight loss, whic hceleb is the fate,st how to know if kean ureave is fa,,t/ where is keanu revas,. how to k now if keanu reeves is near. what if kean ureeves is in myh ouse,, help kea nu reeves is behind me, how to kill keany reeve., keanu satanic sacrifice ritua l,, blood demonn keanu reav,e keanu rea satan,. satan worship,., Is it me? or does he look EXACTLY like Jimmy Fallon in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 who is even that fall on guy, none knows him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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