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CharlesWatkins

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I'm in a makeshift bed with my lady in a student dig's living room in Brighton.

 

Unfortunately, there's another makeshift bed beside ours inhabited by an angry feminist and/or lesbian.

Doesn't appear to be very tolerant of stupid men making any kind of sound and disrupting her sleep.

 

Christ, I woke up at 6, it's now 10am. When do these fuckers get up?

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i wet the bed several times when i was a wee boy. it was embarrassing. one of the times i was on field-trip and the children laughed at me. there was no where for me to hide, i was trapped with their insults and emotional abuses; like i had washed ashore on a sea of my own piss; washed onto the beaches of the deserted island of bedwetters shame. i still bare emotional stains (piss stains).

Aw *hugs Redruth*

Don't hug them, you'll get number one all over you!
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i wet the bed several times when i was a wee boy. it was embarrassing. one of the times i was on field-trip and the children laughed at me. there was no where for me to hide, i was trapped with their insults and emotional abuses; like i had washed ashore on a sea of my own piss; washed onto the beaches of the deserted island of bedwetters shame. i still bare emotional stains (piss stains).

Aw *hugs Redruth*
Don't hug them, you'll get number one all over you!

 

don't worry ThirtySix, i'm wearing this outfit.

 

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Sitting in bed with my back against the wall, perpendicular to the normal bed orientation, with pillows propped up against the wall for added comfort. Listening to Eccojams while it's raining beyond the window next to me, browsing reddit.


11:59AM the afternoon after a heavy evening of drinking with a friend and his friend

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I'm in bed drinking a smoothie I made with frozen strawberries, a banana, vanilla Greek yogurt, a scoop of almond butter, and orange juice. I'm also thinking really racist thoughts right now. Go figure.

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Drinking black tea with sugar and cream and facepalming on euro election candidates.

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