Candiru Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Don't make eye contact with strangers and mouth the words of your secret recipe for this super baked French toast breakfast casserole that you make when friends are over. The situation will quickly escalate into ruthless hand-to-hand combat and you will be required to use lethal force, blowing your cover and compromising the integrity of your mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Sick of boneless pizza? Add bones! Boneful pizza in a jiffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 turn off your computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Instead of having a sad cum have a glad cum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Porn is bad for you. Hide in your neighbor's closet instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 If you don't eat you never have to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Simulate being in the bowels of hell by chain-farting in a sweltering hot room with a fan going at full power. the winds of shit, Bubs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 If you ever feel like things are about to get bad, turn on a fan, shit into your hand, and toss into said fan. This is a preemptive action designed to mitigate the damage of whatever was about to get bad because the shit has already hit the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiefinger Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Keep all your food in your trash can so If you feel like you don't want to eat it, it's already taken care of. Can't make your mixes sound good? Make it sound as bad as possible and then just flip the polarity. Instant word class sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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