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Audioblysk

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  1. Elon Musk isn't even that cool. :shrug:

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    2. Salvatorin

      Salvatorin

      man dude i knew that dude back in the day and he straight up kicked a dying pidgeon. just saying

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      isn't he named after a melon? so weak

    4. eczem

      eczem

      one letter away from a muskmelon

  2. Finding a spider mummified/crispy in your laptop case is super brutal... and a sign my laptop needs to be cleaned more often. ASUS -1 Spider -0

  3. Gordon Ramsay is my personal hero. I wanna go womanize and berate bad cooks with him. PLZ GORDON

    1. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAPED PINGUIN PUSSY SHITFAG BALLS

       

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Speaking of balls, his probably got kicked a few times off camera from doing just that.

  4. Got offered a RS7000 for 300$... temptation

  5. I

    1. Adieu

      Adieu

      the way it makes me move

    2. usagi

      usagi

      I heard this tune in a beer garden when I was there with work people for a branch lunch. I came.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      its the sound you can't improve

  6. I AM NEAS YOBROC

    1. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      I am Neas Yobroc, in a panini

  7. I am the Liquor.

    1. PhylumZunami

      PhylumZunami

      I'm getting drunk tonight randy

  8. I cannot see in straight lines, I cannot spell withou my iPhone, and yet I'm lame enough to post this in watmm in the middle of a set... True faking.

  9. I love you Bulk. I want to get a drink/doob with you ASAP.

  10. I MAKE SYNTHESIZERS IN REAKTOR CUZ UV U. 3====D (0)

    1. usagi

      usagi

      Ritcher P Jams is not impressed

  11. I want a hot tub so badly. It's better than a valium, and even better with one :)

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      nothing is like 50 valiums on a autobahn trip

  12. I want to move to a foreign country. I have a degree and background mostly in culinary arts and baking... Worked in some of the best restaurants in the Seattle area.... Anyone know of a way I can get work and move out of the USA. Hell, even Canada will do... I just want to do something different

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Canada is great.

    3. Npoess

      Npoess

      Russia: there is plenty of krokodil for everyone

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      Move to Canada like I'm going to one day. I've never been but I heard it's better than anywhere else.

  13. If youth is wasted on the young, then money and free-time are wasted on children and the elderly

  14. Is Iceland cool? Its cheap to fly there and I hear the women are loose.

  15. Ksylboidua skcor orb.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      poe-taint-oh

    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      olleh larips si etiuq doog

    3. usagi

      usagi

      .yrots ton si ereht

  16. Las Vegas is a hell-hole. Fuck this city.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Where rich folks go when they have money to squander

    2. triachus

      triachus

      and everybody knows your name

    3. NorthernFusion
  17. Life's hard.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Grab my hardness and use a churning motion.

    3. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      A good moisturizer softens life considerably

    4. Hugh Mughnus
  18. load universe in cannon, fire at brain

    1. vertsk8er419

      vertsk8er419

      who said this to describe their DMT experience?

       

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      Prolly Joe Regan

    3. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Professer Alan Watts, bro. Who the fuck is Joe Regan?

       

  19. Lol. Remembering Compson.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Quote

       

      Akgjbn fak geaghe gagas gasg s. Ggsjklgn g asg g geaw.

    2. Hugh Mughnus
    3. Adieu

      Adieu

      RIP YOU BRIGHT SHINING STAR YOU SULTAN YOU AMIABLE KNIGHT

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