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LOL Alzado

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LOL Alzado last won the day on June 30 2009

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About LOL Alzado

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    finger > sphincter > smile
  • Birthday 03/25/1975

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    United States

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    Chicago

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  1. Hello friends! I'm overjoyed to share with all of you the release of the Alongsad EP via Earstroke Records. This ep has been a labor of love and is the culmination of a significant amount of growth for myself both as a person and an artist. I'm eternally grateful to Earstroke and Luke Hazard for connecting with these tracks and being willing to share them with the world. If you care to listen, please head over to Bandcamp and give these tracks your time. Thanks in advance for your consideration. Love, Alzado https://earstrokerecords.bandcamp.com/album/alongsad-
  2. Hello friends! I'm overjoyed to share with all of you the release of the Alongsad EP via Earstroke Records. This ep has been a labor of love and is the culmination of a significant amount of growth for myself both as a person and an artist. I'm eternally grateful to Earstroke and Luke Hazard for connecting with these tracks and being willing to share them with the world. If you care to listen, please head over to Bandcamp and give these tracks your time. Thanks in advance for your consideration. Love, Alzado https://earstrokerecords.bandcamp.com/album/alongsad-
  3. I just want to thank you all for the lovely PMs, text messages and hand written letters. It's really been amazing to receive such an unexpected outpouring of support. Had I known that so many of you are also creating poorly lit videos and images of your own strangled balls, I might not have beaten myself up so much. And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself.
  4. Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously wal
  5. This track is amazing
  6. Aye. I need to sidechain that kick. And the last melody is shite too. But thanks!
  7. The latest effort in my humble quest to be the undisputed king of acid. https://soundcloud.com/alzado/lattice-acid
  8. This all good feedback. I’ve adding some additional baselines and other things. Thanks
  9. Yeah banging is the word I would use too. That reggae/dub sample and the synth that follows it are pretty epic. I’d love to hear that stabby synth be a little more up in my face. The girl moaning is a good sample too. Pretty old school house thing to do which is cool.
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