Candiru
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I'm expecting something like this soon. I wonder if he wears adult diapers or if one of his advisors could convince him to wear them when the time comes. Don't forget about the dentures thing.
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I was waiting for more indictments, but this book is such a nice little surprise that just appeared solely to fuck Trump's life up and that is great.
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Bomb cyclone blizzard on the East Coast got me like
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When I show up to work next week I’ll be like: “hey guys, whatever you do, don’t believe the news or the cops. Don’t fire me, please and don’t look at my search history on the company WIFI. Also, fuck with me and I’ll piss in the coffee.” Everyone will think I’m a great guy and innocent of any wrongdoing.
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Maybe "Button" is Melania's nickname for him.
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I’ve been catching mice in my apartment with sticky traps. I found one that was squirming and squeaking but I was too lazy to do anything about it so I just threw the dead mouse in the trash outside the next day. The other one was already dead when I noticed it. About a year ago I caught one and actually tried to free it outside by prying it off with a plastic spoon while wearing rubber gloves. I ended up smashing its face into the sticky pad and breaking three of its legs because of how sticky it is. I used these traps intending to be a chill nice dude but I ended up getting medieval by accident.
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I used to work with a guy at Trader Joe’s back in the day who looked just like Ed Kemper in Mindhunters. He also had mental problems and there was this weird handler guy that would drop by and try to talk sense into him. The handler was an old guy wearing a beret and had a handlebar moustache. He looked like he spent a lot of time trying to invent weird flying contraptions.
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Lefty lib cuck snowflake kush is the best strain of weed ever.
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It’s not just world events that made 2017 bad. It was really like one 365 day long kick to the balls. Even if good things were happening there had to be a few horrible things that canceled them out. That’s the thing. Even if I earn something great, it’s like I have to pay for it with years of crippling depression. Forget breaking even. On that note, happy new year!
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This article is a fucking DOOZY. The first thing in a while that made me truly optimistic about how dumb these people are and how hard they will be fucked by the law.
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I found a live cover of Tool doing Demon Cleaner by Kyuss.
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And with the wave of a magic wand, Mike Pence has un-sucked a thousand dicks.
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Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated
Candiru replied to Dan C's topic in General Banter
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Jerk ChickenHall Fat Shaman
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Inglorious Basterds is probably QT’s second best. The creeping suspense and priceless dialogue is perfect. I also like how the guy who speaks the least Italian does the best impersonation and Hans Landa gives him props for it.
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Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated
Candiru replied to Dan C's topic in General Banter
That's deep man. So deep that if you were a pizza, you'd be a deep dish pizza covered in pineapple. -
I wonder when LimpyLoo will be back.
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Fig Destroyer would be a good name for a flatbread pizza when I open a pizza place/heavy metal venue
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Clark Griswold has always been an asshole.
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Russia
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Eggnog with whiskey
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M: A Stone Benna Dicked Cum Bir Patch Raw D Knee Danger Feels Rye n' guzzlin'
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A severed horse head would have been too forward I guess.
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Burial is over
