squarepusher tom of squarepusher disses matthew herbert...

[awepittance]

"Tom said recently about his newest track, "The Modern Bass Guitar" off his upcoming album, Hello Everything (due out 16 October):

 

"The Modern Bass Guitar" takes it's name from the totally unrelated scheme to make all McDonalds restaurants self -sustaining. The plan is to present each female customer within the age range of 13- 45 with a free, brand new iPod with each purchase. Throughout the year, the value and sophistication of each iPod presented is to be increased, such as to induce and perpetuate a state of chronic jealousy in the clientele. The heat produced by each customer is to be collected by subtly positioned heat exchangers, each capable of producing up to 10kW every hour from an averagely irritated woman, and a peak power of 30kW from verbal abuse and physically manifested rage. This coupled with the background frustration at eating food which gives you cancer, costs a lot of money and smells like a nappy should set McDonalds well on the way to powering every deep -crap fryer with misery. Alchemy is acheived - muck into gold (and then back into muck)."

"

is this a knock on Matthew Herbert's Plat Du Jour?

[Guest edge]

Well, I suppose it could be a dig but wouldn't it be easier to just call him a twat and be done with it?

[Guest Endoplasmic Reticulum]

But what does Bob of squarepusher think?

[Guest felttipen]

hope so

[chim]

that guy is fucked off his head on acid, thats for sure

[mcbpete]

I'm confused, how is that related to Matthew Herbert ?

[Guest DrHat]

i think the flaw in tom's logic is his complete disregard for the US's trade debt to china

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

i guess no one can refute my immaculate argument

[sneaksta303]

lol