OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to be an individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to rearrange your facial features into those of Gary Busey (presumably as some sort of defense-mechanism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the power to temporarily keep everything the way it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markedone Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to grow hair all over your body except for the places normal humans grow hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to travel into the future one second at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I have the power to break down everything I hear into multi-channel patterns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to grow bear-claw like patterns of hair on my back! I have the ability to grow twice my size over 20 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The power to list useless superpowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to draw countless dicks... on a lesbian-feminist convention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 USSR. USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 kryptonite boogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 yeah i did the U.S. post a few pages back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to shoot goo from my penis at adversaries up to half a metre away, for self defence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to go blind in complete darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 yeah i did the U.S. post a few pages back oh, fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 USSR. heroic Soviet leader is dismayed at scandalous capitalist internet libel against glorious Soviet state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to interface with a "computer" through peripheral devices, giving commands based on the logical structure within said "computer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The ability to grant LTM status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the power of unending guilt the power of cheap restaurant recommendations the power of knitting the ability to dissolve your clothes off your body in public the ability to shit involuntarily the power of cheese breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the ability to grow a 5 o'clock shadow by 10:30am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 The ability to command police officers to arrest you at any moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to stiffen any part of your body for any period of time, except for your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to summon troon at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 The ability to turn myself into a homeless, pennyless tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 the ability to see out of one eye with both eyes open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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