Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 and furthermore I am a regular inside your mom's vagina SUPERPWN TM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm still considered a regular at my favorite Italian restaurant in Santa Barbara, even though I haven't lived there for two years. I go back and it's still VIP treatment. They know my drink. They know what I'm going to order. I've achieved regular status at a few places in my new town, but it's not really the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 awesome, I'm a regular at the coffee house, good coffee and 19 year flirtatious girl keeps me coming back. No need to order, just two black coffeees poured with a slow nice posture so I can study her ass and smile when she turns around followed by a standard * if i were 20 you know I'd be ballin' you look* which actually makes her blush. It's cool, free coffees from time to time yo. there's nothing quite like a woman that shows off her ass nonchalantly! Fullfilment Crew Girl does this all the time! all one can do is... bite their lip... adjust their dick when no one is looking... make a mental deposit in the spank bank for later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Wouldn't have it any other way, especially with non-american cuisine. Becoming a recognized regular at a Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Mexican restaurant is the fast track to awesome food and access to the 'special' menu and prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm a regular at the convienence store down the street. and the taqueria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Lu-ci-fer go to sea. Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat. Somewhere, anywhere... That cat's something I can't explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 im a regular at several alt bars and nightclubs around town, s'ok i guess. just means i drink too much too often tbh, like tonight im contemplating going out on my own, with no lift and forking out roughly 35quid in travel fees just to hit up a metal night that finishes at 3am, ill probably end up spending 90quid in all for an avg night of moshing and looking at chicks with black hair and tattoos. hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 people are scared of me so 'm not a regular, except for at these two mediteranean/persian grocery stores and the liquor plus down the street from my house since it's liquor plus i pretend they don't know me and they do the same back, but when there is a sale on vodka they let me know. it's shady, both of us know something and neither of us wants to. kind of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 awesome, I'm a regular at the coffee house, good coffee and 19 year flirtatious girl keeps me coming back. No need to order, just two black coffeees poured with a slow nice posture so I can study her ass and smile when she turns around followed by a standard * if i were 20 you know I'd be ballin' you look* which actually makes her blush. It's cool, free coffees from time to time yo. Also at a variety store where I became a regular, usually pick up cigs or guinnness there. One night after establishing a bit of a rapport whith the two ladies who are there full time.... hold on... one lady is Bald so affectionately in my head I refer to her as "Baldie" , she's awesome she thanks me at least six times before I leave, followed by a sprinkling of good nights in my 10 second walk from the pay out counter to the door. Then there is Chewbacca- another female- 6'1" bad complexion, probably; an all star basketball player in high school - terror on the offensive glass-, If i had to guess, she definitely wore knee braces, and probably wears a cho-pat still. I became friends with chewy one winter, when I went in hopped up on percoset. Percoset makes me very amiable and talkative, so when i approached the counter we exchanged pleasentries. Because it was winter and hunting season was in effect she asked me" Have you been out hunting this year?" behind my percposet daze, I thoughtlessly replied" no have you?" at that point I realised: she is still a woman, has some feminity somewhere inside her somewhere, thinking I'd put my foot in my mouth by imagining this rebounding monster perched in a tree sipping whiskey at 5am with a 30 odd 6 wating for some poor buck to pass. She completely disregarded my question and started to talk about shovelling the driveway, well i wanted rectifty my earlier gaffe so I proceeded to have a 45 minute conversation with her about the perils of snow shovelling. A few months later I told some some young turks harrassing Baldie, and Chewy to beat it or they'd have a problem. Since then time stops whenever I enter that store, I get the royal treatment. lol That made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 also, going out for meals that often isn't something i do, nor was i brought up that way. there are enough restaurants here that when i go out i go to a new one most of the time. i'd rather cook i guess, pluss i'm poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 at my local bodega i am known only as "blackass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 im a bit of a local at a restaurant in town, but only to one waiter, so if i dont get him then its off. oftentimes he wont remember me until i say something but then he'll be all like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then we talk about films alot and he gives me staff discount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr12000 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I know I'll be a regular on WATMM when Joyrex sends me a PM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'm getting to be a regular at trader joe's i think -- kind of by default, it's the closet supermarket by and i don't find it as dismal as others either. not being able to buy lays brand products is also doing wonders for my waistline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'm getting to be a regular at trader joe's i think -- kind of by default, it's the closet supermarket by and i don't find it as dismal as others either. not being able to buy lays ™ brand products is also doing wonders for my waistline do they sell wasabi peas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'm getting to be a regular at trader joe's i think -- kind of by default, it's the closet supermarket by and i don't find it as dismal as others either. not being able to buy lays ™ brand products is also doing wonders for my waistline do they sell wasabi peas? wasabi peas are quite franky disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'm getting to be a regular at trader joe's i think -- kind of by default, it's the closet supermarket by and i don't find it as dismal as others either. not being able to buy lays ™ brand products is also doing wonders for my waistline do they sell wasabi peas? wasabi peas are quite franky disgusting :fee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i don't know i don't like wasabi or sushi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 at my local bodega i am known only as "blackass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 a regular at a thai restaurant that my gf and I frequent, and a huge (but little known/under appreciated) book store in Niagara Falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i'm getting to be a regular at trader joe's i think -- kind of by default, it's the closet supermarket by and i don't find it as dismal as others either. not being able to buy lays ™ brand products is also doing wonders for my waistline do they sell wasabi peas? wasabi peas are quite franky disgusting you are completely wrong, read the rules ps velazquez, word up, i am proud to hear what you've done. nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 What's a lezzure? http://www.google.com/search?q=lezzure&...lient=firefox-a I'm starting to become a regular at a bar around here because I'm trying to get the bartender's number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 fairly certain he means leisure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 *back flips over ice water with ice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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