Boxus Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 on either end...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 The wife farts sometimes in coitus. I like to think I'm fucking the gas out of her. Doesn't hurt me any, and sometimes the real powerful ones feel kinda good. Makes me wish she wasn't such a prewd or I'd cram a little battery-operated jiggly thing in her rectum. edit; I swear we've had a thread on this already, and somebody said he would drop that bitch like a bad habit, or something along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i've farted during a bj more times than i can remember. she's a hero though, she still ventures south. it often takes some harassment but it always ends in happiness. hasn't happened in a while though. farting on things is awesome farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i don't like farts. farts make me feel strange. they used to call me farty boy on the playground. "FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?" "oo look at little FARTY boy!" tens of thousands of farts per second twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting? i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I just farted a fart from my anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 tiny farts from the rectum of christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 tiny farts from the rectum of christ Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I have farted during sex.... so has she.... She has farted during sex as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 6 years of marriage and 10+ years of boning, and still no incident of farting by either party during sex, at least none that the other was aware of. All the more amazing given that in the context of everyday activities the Mrs. and I are rather prolific in our farting. I have induced queefage on a number of occasions though I presume these are a separate discussion for a later time... But man, there's something so satisfying about letting a good one rip. Kinda wish I had some gas right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 maybe a little tommy squeaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Directed by Michael Bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Directed by Michael Bay rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks. She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus. lol There must be someone on here who's accidentally shit/piss during sex? Seperate thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 farting in unison is more powerful than simultaneous orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Followed up with a high five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i don't like farts. farts make me feel strange. they used to call me farty boy on the playground. "FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?" "oo look at little FARTY boy!" tens of thousands of farts per second twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting? i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face post voted down for not liking farts. liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saskrotch Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 are you looking for farting porn http://www.cliphunter.com/w/58181/3_brazilian_babes_farting if you get fired for clicking on this at work you should probably also be shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i farted just as i shot my load in her once was pretty epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef. same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i love when my partner farts during sex. it sends a warming pulse of air up my johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks. She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus. haha i love reading your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Is it crass to fart just before penetration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxus Posted July 2, 2009 Author Share Posted July 2, 2009 i farted just as i shot my load in her once was pretty epic this is my new goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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