Penélope Cruz is the most beautiful goddamn woman in the entire world

[sidewinder]

I'd stalk her if it didn't mean jail time and blue balls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cyber-stalking will have to do.

[lumpenprol]

she's either hot or fug depending on the shot. As with most hot chicks I thought she looked best earlier in her career. She was really hot as the nun with AIDS in that Almadovar movie "All about my mother."

[Guest lullezucht]

Too fucking many geek wanker threads.

[Guest Yegg]

There's good shots of her chachis in Volver.

[lumpenprol]

oh great, now someone's going to play the Katy Perry card and all the latin flavor will be lost. At least add Salma Hayek and Fred Mcgriff's wife.

[sidewinder]

oh great, now someone's going to play the Katy Perry card and all the latin flavor will be lost. At least add Salma Hayek and Fred Mcgriff's wife.

I don't know what McGriff's wife looks like, but I'm with you on the rest of the comment.

 

katy perry's hotness is rendered moot by her fucking music, if you wanna call it that.

Truth.

 

And Zooey's nothing more than cute, and her singing sucks.

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

i dont think shes that hot at all

 

and she seems kind of dumb to me

[lumpenprol]

the least hot thing about her is she may have done something with Tom Cruise's penis

[brian trageskin]

meh

[Guest Fishtank]

Eva Mendes is hotter

[azatoth]

i cannot really get behind the hotness of penelope cruz. and this is not an internet male thing either. there is something that really bugs me about her. she is pretty yes, but somehow empty in the face, lacks character.

 

eva mendes i can get behind *giggidy*

[Guest Barricade]

*plays random hipster indie film chick who doesn't choose big productions card*

 

edit: oh sorry, zooey has been played already

[Eggs]

 

 

the bitch on the right please...

[Squee]

I would settle for Monica Cruz

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

I used to be meh about Cruz until these pirelli photos

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

 

 

the bitch on the right please...

 

word indeed.

[SR4]

penelope would be the girl i would marry. she's cute and you know she can hold her own in bed, life, decision making etc

 

 

hayek would be my crazy domineering mistress, curvy, voluptuous, and sassy.

 

 

both are awesome women.

 

they own my souls.

[Guest beatfanatic]

I do not understand the fascination with Zooey Doschenel.

[Guest IRARI]

I do not understand the fascination with Zooey Doschenel.

 

you don't understand a lot of things apparently

[Guest Ivan Lennovitz]

Btw today’s Zooey’s birthday

[QBLA]

hayek and cruz are hotter than zoey and most other white girls!

[Guest Yegg]

Selma has miraculous boobs.

[sneaksta303]

Selma has miraculous boobs.

 

damn right but are they real? i haven't seen 'em bare since Desperado, and they SEEMED smaller then. But damn that pic above is amazing.

[Fred McGriff]

of course they are real.

 

what a duo. i dont know why i havent seen banditas yet

[Guest Al Hounos]

hayek and cruz are hotter than zoey and most other white girls!