awepittance Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 purchase a cork you mean a diarreaphram? i've heard those can cause diarreabetes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Purchase a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Centurix Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Eat raw eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 cen's got the right idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 eat sawdust and cement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 please video tape yr epic sharting today. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 seems to be the best option http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I wonder how he's holding up right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 spiggot? like a cross between a spic and a faggot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 spiggot? like a cross between a spic and a faggot? lololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I had the same thing about a year ago. It lasted for 8 days. Utterly awful. I didn't go anywhere just stayed in my apartment, no more than 20ft away from my toilet at any given time. Towards the end I went to the doctor and they just said that it was probably some kind of bug and that I should just ride it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 *patiently awaits story about explosive diarrhea and super hot models* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 wear cords, they look amazing splattered with shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 wear cords, they look amazing splattered with shit. *explosive lol erupts violently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 So far so good. In the last 14 hours, I've only eaten 2 bananas and 2 bread rolls. I may skip dinner tonight and just go to bed. Sorry I haven't shit my pants guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 So far so good. In the last 14 hours, I've only eaten 2 bananas and 2 bread rolls. I may skip dinner tonight and just go to bed. Sorry I haven't shit my pants guys. do us proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Haha, good luck mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 maybe you can score a model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 maybe you can shart on a model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 picz plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 of shart on models Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 man this sounds like a nightmare. i once had a stomach issue on a photo shoot too. but it was in a studio in nyc so i just kept running to the toilet. i kept going on different floors though so our model, photog and crew didnt know it was me. i let out one nasty silent fart in the studio before the first of many dumb and dumber type bowel movements though. i couldnt imagine that away from a proper terlit. godspeed jefferoo, hope your sphincter holds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He is now at home covered up to his neck in a solid state of shit. All four walls of every room in his house are up past the curtain rails in fucking shit. He fucking stinks and the shit is everywhere, he can't even reach the phone coz his shit is too thick to move through right now. His mum is going round to open a safety window which is only openable form the outside to release the vacuum. Good luck Jeff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 This has happened in the last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 Thanks all. Today I was in the clear due to my self-imposed starvation tactics but there is still one more day to go. Fingers crossed. Man I want a cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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