Npoess Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 (edited) Balotelli again http://www.dailymail...o=feeds-newsxml Edited October 22, 2011 by Dropp Link to comment
Npoess Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 We have to give the guy his own thread at some point. Link to comment
Npoess Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Balotelli subforum This. Link to comment
jhonny Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) @bluevibe "Mario Balotelli is currently driving around Manchester City Centre in a convertible Bentley (music blaring, top down), high fiving City fans" Edited October 24, 2011 by jhonny Link to comment
Guest Rambo Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 From twitter via 365 Story Of The Day 'I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set' Link to comment
azatoth Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Is Balotelli a high-functioning retard? Link to comment
chenGOD Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Naw, just a kid with a lot of money. Link to comment
chassis Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Is Balotelli a high-functioning retard? Naw, just a kid with a lot of money. I think its a mixture of both. Link to comment
Guest Jimbob Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 He's good a darts though Link to comment
chenGOD Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 He's good a darts though LOL twooth! Link to comment
hexagon son Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 He's good a darts though not to mention helping to shame Man U at the "Theater of Nightmares". Link to comment
data Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDQ8K9lV5WY Link to comment
chassis Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 we need a terry falling over gif Link to comment
jhonny Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 we need a terry falling over gif Link to comment
chassis Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Thank you shat myself while watching the highlights. We had to rewind it loads of times. Link to comment
chenGOD Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 To be fair that was a terrible back pass from Malouda. I think RVP might have nicked it anyways. Link to comment
chassis Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint. Link to comment
Guest Gary C Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint. Link to comment
tec Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint. Definitely. Terry is so fucking slow, I'm amazed it doesn't get picked on more often. Link to comment
chenGOD Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 My da reckoned he fell over on purpose because he was obviously going to get skint. Definitely. Terry is so fucking slow, I'm amazed it doesn't get picked on more often. Well he is now. he was a great sweeper though. You can't deny that. Link to comment
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