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i thought keanu said he hated the bill & ted movies because he was always typecasted as the "cool surfer dude" because of them (not that i can think of any except point break), but i guess since it's cool to be ironic these days he doesn't mind anymore?

 

anyway, the bill & ted movies were by far my favourite movies when i was 10-12 or something, this is probably gonna suck though (haven't read the article yet so i dunno if it's serious or not).

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anyway, the bill & ted movies were by far my favourite movies when i was 10-12 or something, this is probably gonna suck though (haven't read the article yet so i dunno if it's serious or not).

 

Yeah but I'm excited anyway!

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This will never work now he is too old!

 

i TOTALLY disagree... call it 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Elderfogies'

 

that vid of keanu gave me a hard on at the end when he started talking like some guy from india acting professional growing up in the u.s.

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when he started talking like some guy from india acting professional growing up in the u.s.

:facepalm:

Someone doesn't know their Herzog.

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Synopsis:

 

Bill and Ted in 2010 are fat, balding losers who never grew up or got their shit together. They sit around in their squalid Southern California apartment puffing on an expensive bong which is their most cherished possession, and obsessively making dupe accounts on internet forums they were banned from years ago.

 

In the final scene, Bill and Ted Shoot up. Awkward sexual experimentation follows. Bill tentatively begins to suck the prone Ted's dick, while unbeknownst to Bill, Ted has OD'd and is in fact dead. The camera fades to black over Bill's muffled calls of "dude?...... dude?"

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Synopsis:

 

Bill and Ted in 2010 are fat, balding losers who never grew up or got their shit together. They sit around in their squalid Southern California apartment puffing on an expensive bong which is their most cherished possession, and obsessively making dupe accounts on internet forums they were banned from years ago.

 

In the final scene, Bill and Ted Shoot up. Awkward sexual experimentation follows. Bill tentatively begins to suck the prone Ted's dick, while unbeknownst to Bill, Ted has OD'd and is in fact dead. The camera fades to black over Bill's muffled calls of "dude?...... dude?"

That. Sounds. Awesome.

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BUT GEORGE CARLIN AKA RUFUS.. IS DEAD!

Fuuuuu.

I didn't even think of that.

New plot line... they have go back in time to save the young Rufus in order to ensure that Rufus will, in turn, visit them in the future... a la Back To The Future.

The young Rufus will be played by...

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BUT GEORGE CARLIN AKA RUFUS.. IS DEAD!

Fuuuuu.

I didn't even think of that.

New plot line... they have go back in time to save the young Rufus in order to ensure that Rufus will, in turn, visit them in the future... a la Back To The Future.

The young Rufus will be played by...

128861828191637666.jpg

 

 

That would be MOST TRIUMPHANT!

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