Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 so, i was at a flat-party of some friends. and as usually i had to piss really badly due to huge amounts of beer comsumed. so we went out and i pissed near a tree. as i went back upstairs i already noticed an uncomfortable pain in my glans, a fucking sting that got worse and worse. so i went back to a proper toilet only to see that A FUCKING BUG HAD BITTEN MY PENIS. seriously it was as big as a normal tick and it sat right there. i wiped it off immediately, but fuck that! it still hurts now, like 4 hours later and there is a little hole in me glans thats missing, i want my flesh back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 swiss cheese dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I had bed bugs a while back and one got me on the thigh near my dick. War was declared. It was a bed bug holocaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 watch the ride, prik face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the wound is really small, thank god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 could only provide webcam pics. ill see if you can see anything on them at all. the penis is really small, thank god fxd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 what if it went inside your peehole ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 a bug bit my N word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 You sure you werent drunkingly fucking the tree, cause how the hell did it get there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 ah, the notorious tree dwelling dick insect...gotta watch out for those fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 it still hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 it's working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 See the ending of this video (NSFW): http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 cut ur dick off its ur only hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 See the ending of this video (NSFW): http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/5824/cephalic-carnage-ohrwurm-video-nsfw funny how he still has a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjDDUqIFlY tenuous link I know but Ive been looking for an excuse to post this/annoy people for ages. youre welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chenGOD Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 no idea man, must of jumped off the tree i wonder if it will go away when i fap i think you are just coming up with excuses to fap. Who needs excuses to fap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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