Guest yikes Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i am not gonna go into detail but 2010 has been a strong year girl wise i would like to share tips and tricks,experiences with other pimps on the board lets start with this i have multiple sets of linen but….. i still have to wash the bed linens to erase the perfume and or sanitize the sheets,especially after i nail the squirter sheesh the girl is a fountain,soaks thru 2 layers of terri cloth towels not exaggerating,bitch got mad fluid son doin lots of laundry is the only downside i can see thus far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Son, if she's peeing on the bed, you're doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 hahaa no way man its ejaculate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 today a girl waved at me as i drove away from the coffee show. and then she said my frickin name!! i was truly shocked cuz how was this possible? (NOBODY KNOWS ME ANYMORE). so i slowed the car for a moment and waved back. well i freaked out then and sped off. i think the look on my face as i turned to wave back was a mixture of terror and confusion. i thought about that interaction for about an hour after it happened. it was crazy slobbery and completely out of hand! i guess stellas got her groove back. then after that i went to another drive thru and got sum crackers. duh duh duh. so basically i scored on two ladies today. if you don't like my boarding style you can fuck off. this is the new me. this is who i am. i'm having a ton of fun here goofing off, sorry if it's too much to handle. i'll try to tone it down if it seriously bothers you. until then, enjoy the show boys, i'm in it for the long haul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 today a girl waved at me as i drove away from the coffee show. and then she said my frickin name!! i was truly shocked cuz how was this possible? (NOBODY KNOWS ME ANYMORE). so i slowed the car for a moment and waved back. well i freaked out then and sped off. i think the look on my face as i turned to wave back was a mixture of terror and confusion. i thought about that interaction for about an hour after it happened. it was crazy slobbery and completely out of hand! i guess stellas got her groove back. then after that i went to another drive thru and got sum crackers. duh duh duh. so basically i scored on two ladies today. if you don't like my boarding style you can fuck off. this is the new me. this is who i am. i'm having a ton of fun here goofing off, sorry if it's too much to handle. i'll try to tone it down if it seriously bothers you. until then, enjoy the show boys, i'm in it for the long haul. what show are you talking about.. this seemed like a normal post until you started being fucking weird about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 hahaa no way man its ejaculate lol female ejaculate is so similar to urine that it took biochemical analysis to reveal that it had a few slight chemical differences. I only know this cause I'm a fan of the squirter as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 IT'S ME, VAMOS SCORCHO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I WAS BOARDING HERE FOR A LONG TIME AND THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i dont get it... the new you??? i havent been paying attention i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Nothing. I'm trying to inject some life back into the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 so this threads off to a good start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 vamos tell us about your sex life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 hahaa no way man its ejaculate lol female ejaculate is so similar to urine that it took biochemical analysis to reveal that it had a few slight chemical differences. I only know this cause I'm a fan of the squirter as well thing is it doesn't smell like piss at least this ladies doesn't even after it dries i know gross but still she drinks it sometimes when i am doing her pile driver and says it tastes like pineapple juice[best quoteable of 2010] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shit Attack Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 sounds like a classy lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 this thread was looking good until yikes weirded the shit out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 bunch of soft batches classy=boring hot sexual beautiful=fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 she drinks it sometimes when i am doing her pile driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I think I had sex with a girl some years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 being physically attractive on earth these days sucks, especially with all the conventions people are used to, like say i gorl ee's me. well, being physically attractive to most girls they show interest, by say giving me a quick stare and smile; very slyly. well, then i do the same... then what? what the fuck? say hows your day been? sorry, but i'm not one for small talk when i just want a physical release, so i piss myself, say "aawww!" then woddle away smugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i think i'm on the wrong forum with this shit http://pimpcentral.org/profiles.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 You have to drink it to be a real playa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I come to watmm for all my pimping essentials. I went from a fucklist to a fucklopedia. Thanks watmm! Joe Dust, Columbia MO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 WAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 squirters are hella fun, i lap that shit up as much as poss its also fun to feel the pressure on your cock when you are ramming her and she is squirting but it has nowhere to go also KAEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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