vertsk8er419 Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i'm not one for small talk when i just want a physical release, so i piss myself, say "aawww!" then woddle away smugly while drinking it. fixd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I think I had sex with a girl some years ago? By putting that Paradinas emoticon after that, it sent me into extended laughter. I don't really know why...I can't tell if you mean Mike doesn't score or you haven't gotten your kølle wet since Mu-Ziq released regularly--either way, it's a lol It was just meant to entertain, so I'm glad you lolled :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 The trick is getting her to take you to her place. Then you won't have to wash your sheets too often. Somehow, I got a girl to ride bikes with me across town to my place last night [that's like 7 miles]. I would actually like to date her, but I think she's ambivalent towards the situation right now. Coitus is fine, though. sounds like a classy lady This gave me a big laugh only because it comes from Shit Attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 being physically attractive on earth these days sucks, especially with all the conventions people are used to, like say i gorl ee's me. well, being physically attractive to most girls they show interest, by say giving me a quick stare and smile; very slyly. well, then i do the same... then what? what the fuck? say hows your day been? sorry, but i'm not one for small talk when i just want a physical release, so i piss myself, say "aawww!" then woddle away smugly. me too! Women are constantly showing interest in me, but im so shy and full of insecurities and dont know what to say that I never really get to take advantage of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 This past summer, I had just gotten used to the act of casual sex, where you meet a girl somewhere, end up talking for a while, fuck a few times over the course of a couple weeks and THEN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN... It's convenient. I just worry about running into her again, because that would really suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Yeah, it sucks. Spot someone in the shop, steer clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I used to but then I got sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 being physically attractive on earth these days sucks, especially with all the conventions people are used to, like say i gorl ee's me. well, being physically attractive to most girls they show interest, by say giving me a quick stare and smile; very slyly. well, then i do the same... then what? what the fuck? say hows your day been? sorry, but i'm not one for small talk when i just want a physical release, so i piss myself, say "aawww!" then woddle away smugly. Ah the lonely misogyny of the IDM world rears its ugly head once more. I used to but then I got sadmarried. I have corrected this to reflect what I believe is a more accurate assessment of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 i'm not misogynous in the slightest, douche-cock. a loner? maybe in terms that i'm not the super-pimp that you are chen, but i'm trying ever so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So you just want to use a woman for physical release without bothering to find out anything about them, but you're not misogynistic? Gotcha. p.s. the woman you're looking for is called a prostitute. No small talk necessary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 No Doubt, but you know the bitches go crazy for Daddy Long-Burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I have a 16 month cycle. 8 months no physical contact with a woman followed by 8 months of painfully frequent fornication and 3rd degree dick burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So you just want to use a woman for physical release without bothering to find out anything about them, but you're not misogynistic? Gotcha. p.s. the woman you're looking for is called a prostitute. No small talk necessary! 'physical release' was a lead-in to me pissing myself. jezuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 first post sounds like a guy who just got laid for the first time and wants to brag about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 So you just want to use a woman for physical release without bothering to find out anything about them, but you're not misogynistic? Gotcha. p.s. the woman you're looking for is called a prostitute. No small talk necessary! using women for sex doesn't make you a misogynist and similarly using men for sex doesn't make you a misandrist. it makes you a human (indeed, a horny human). personally, i like getting to know people before sharing my body with them, but to each his own. some people don't need that and it's perfectly fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Having been socialized in a western frame of reference, the issue in using members of the opposite sex and seeing nothing in them of worth besides that is indeed a large factor in misogyny/misandry, especially in the mother/whore dichotomy. But i wasn't really being serious, I just like fucking with the impotentwhitecapitalist, cause I find his ilk distasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 no war, but class war eh chen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 at this point in life, with sex, my opinion is 'why start now?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Yeah, but the whole "using people for sex" thing is so damn prevalent, you might as well get used to it, because if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's probably a more logical way to go about things, because personally, I had to train my mind into thinking "do I want to date this girl just because I want regular sex, or do I actually like her?" Being young and careless just makes sense because you can have your fun and learn about people in the process. And somewhere along the way, you get to know yourself... AWWWWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 no war, but class war eh chen? what the fuck are you babbling about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 my nuts are fit to burst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 1.there are like 2-3 playas in this threadthe rest are idm dorks pointing fingers being holier than and or virginal/weak/unlaid 2.this was not an attempt at bravado or bragging about how i got laid,trust me son no need for that 3.IT's about how i get laid and continue to do so while juggling multiple women 4.It's not a philosophy thread….nor is this about LOVE…....its about macking and fucking multilple women all the time. 5.All little dudes that are being judgmental and or holier than thougfh i suggest you go chill with dancing brain in one of his deleted threads…NO YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU DON"T GET ANY STINKY ON YOU NOW-here is tip number 2 MAKE DAMM SURE YOU HAVE ALL OF YOUR COMMUNICATION DEVICES LOCKED THE FUCK DOWN that means -your cell is inaccessible by her,and all your txt/call records are cleared and or hidden your browser is cleaned up-history/passwords/cookies can't emphasize this enough your email box can sink you with a quickness if its unlocked no email cookies or any other shit like that is availble to her….so if she uses your computer while you are resting after fucking the hell out of her you will sleep sound i just hide the browser i use and leave firefox in the toolbar so they grab that and not safari this thread is cock in cheek if you can't handle it don't come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 seriously bulging to capacity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 1.there are like 2-3 playas in this threadthe rest are idm dorks pointing fingers being holier than and or virginal/weak/unlaid 2.this was not an attempt at bravado or bragging about how i got laid,trust me son no need for that 3.IT's about how i get laid and continue to do so while juggling multiple women 4.It's not a philosophy thread….nor is this about LOVE…....its about macking and fucking multilple women all the time. 5.All little dudes that are being judgmental and or holier than thougfh i suggest you go chill with dancing brain in one of his deleted threads…NO YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU DON"T GET ANY STINKY ON YOU NOW-here is tip number 2 MAKE DAMM SURE YOU HAVE ALL OF YOUR COMMUNICATION DEVICES LOCKED THE FUCK DOWN that means -your cell is inaccessible by her,and all your txt/call records are cleared and or hidden your browser is cleaned up-history/passwords/cookies can't emphasize this enough your email box can sink you with a quickness if its unlocked no email cookies or any other shit like that is availble to her….so if she uses your computer while you are resting after fucking the hell out of her you will sleep sound i just hide the browser i use and leave firefox in the toolbar so they grab that and not safari this thread is cock in cheek if you can't handle it don't come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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