Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 this was my suggestion but apparently not. i'll need to double check if it works when i get back... in some cars you can't do this so stupid people don't lock their keys inside. it took two pages for someone to say that that's what i suggested to her from the OP... i tried to explain how to lock it without the keys but she can't seem to do it oh the way you wrote it i thought you meant from the inside, then find a way out. lol i've locked my keys in the car many a time. once while it was running and i've been absent minded enough to step out of the car....and forgot it wasn't in park. went through a garage door. well not through, but a large dent. i have to pay 1000 bucks for the repair, even though the door probably didn't even cost that much. and i'm the worst navigator on the planet. i'm actually an idiot behind the wheel. it's astounding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Keltoi, Im glad shes ok. I think she deserves a medal...if it was me i would have blown up your car,lost the housekeys and left the baby in sainsburys by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 When she gets weary, try a little tenderness. Or post on an IDM message board about how stupid your girlfriend is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 and i've been absent minded enough to step out of the car....and forgot it wasn't in park. went through a garage door. well not through, but a large dent. i have to pay 1000 bucks for the repair, even though the door probably didn't even cost that much. Just drive your car into the door from the other side. problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 New car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 My car is nearly 10 years old and it has this function, ie. if you lock the door then close it, it will unlock automatically. People who dont have cars should bite their tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 i once watched rambo with an ex, and she turned to me about 30 minutes in and said ''so when does he become a boxer?'' AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 My car is nearly 10 years old and it has this function, ie. if you lock the door then close it, it will unlock automatically. People who dont have cars should bite their tongue. have you guys not heard of the technique where you lock the door, then as you're shutting it, hold the door handle open? this has worked on every car i've been in that doesn't have central locking. i don't even own a car and i know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 My car is nearly 10 years old and it has this function, ie. if you lock the door then close it, it will unlock automatically. People who dont have cars should bite their tongue. have you guys not heard of the technique where you lock the door, then as you're shutting it, hold the door handle open? this has worked on every car i've been in that doesn't have central locking. i don't even own a car and i know this. that's how mine worked. i was all going to say this bitch be dum but the babby thing makes it understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 So... was your car and stuff still there when you got home k.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 congrats on the babby man. if it's remote locking and you've got spare keys just get her to phone you on her mobile while she's near the car, then you hold your keys near your mobile and press your keyring. voila. extremely remote locking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 congrats on the babby man. if it's remote locking and you've got spare keys just get her to phone you on her mobile while she's near the car, then you hold your keys near your mobile and press your keyring. voila. extremely remote locking. wait waht? does this really work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Billov Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Yep, its a lifesaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 am i the only one who doesn't understand what she was using the car for? she can't drive, but she uses the trunk? that's the most troubling thing, to me. by the way - placenta brain is permanent damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 congrats on the babby man. if it's remote locking and you've got spare keys just get her to phone you on her mobile while she's near the car, then you hold your keys near your mobile and press your keyring. voila. extremely remote locking. wait waht? does this really work? yeah man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 fuck her in the ass then break up with her, and tell her that you just didn't like the way her butthole feels cuz yer kinda gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 congrats on the babby man. if it's remote locking and you've got spare keys just get her to phone you on her mobile while she's near the car, then you hold your keys near your mobile and press your keyring. voila. extremely remote locking. apparently remote locking works via radio frequencies, so that mobile phone thing is just an urban legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 fuck her in the ass then break up with her, and tell her that you just didn't like the way her butthole feels cuz yer kinda gay. this and shitting in her(your bed). lol good luck man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 you are a fucking terrible boyfriend. she makes a genuine mistake and you decide to tell a music nerd forum about it so you can all circle jerk about about your dislike of your life partner. you are a true piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Just have her pop in your burned copy of Solo Electric Bass 1 and no one will go near that car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest the anonymous forumite Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 David, please change your signature gif, it's just terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Buy her some flowers and cake and apologize for making a misogynistic thread about her in watem. edit: that is not an order, even though it looks like it. it's just a suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 you are a fucking terrible boyfriend. she makes a genuine mistake and you decide to tell a music nerd forum about it so you can all circle jerk about about your dislike of your life partner. you are a true piece of shit. lol. i think you take the title too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 congrats on the babby man. if it's remote locking and you've got spare keys just get her to phone you on her mobile while she's near the car, then you hold your keys near your mobile and press your keyring. voila. extremely remote locking. no way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 am i the only one who doesn't understand what she was using the car for? she can't drive, but she uses the trunk? that's the most troubling thing, to me. by the way - placenta brain is permanent damage. what's so troubling about it? we live in a 3rd floor flat. she is still recovering from a major operation and uses the car to keep the pram in so she doesn't have to carry everything including baby up and down the stairs all the time. there's no lift in old tenement flats. also, i don't actually think she's stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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