keltoi Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off. When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock. So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking. Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule. why don't you just get on your knees and beg the prof? suck zir's dick? lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face. Holy Shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 He's gotta shit somewhere. Sorry dude. FWP: My bank decided with no warning to change my routing number!! So a company who's been trying to pay me for a month just wasted $300 on money transfers, and now I'm worried my rent check is going to bounce. Asshats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I puked in my cat's litter box. If he's not going to use it, I am. that'll teach him. Now you've got him! He did shit in his box the very next morning. Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off. When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock. This happened to me the morning of my second shift at my first ever job. I suspected my alarm clock just failed to go off, but iI probably just hit it off in my sleep. That was my shortest lived job ever, but I did get to see O Brother Where Art Thou for free before I had even worked a shift (movie theatre). Little Wing is only 2:27 long I had this same problem last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lately it feels like God is taking a dump on my face. Holy Shit! Ahaha I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) I've eaten too much candy. Now I'll have to wait at least 45 minutes until I'll be hungry enough to tantalize my tastebuds once again with a hefty meaty frozen pizza. Just enough time for another episode of x files then. Which I'll probaby have to wait bloody 20secs for while it starts streaming. Gosh. Hrumph. Edited November 8, 2012 by AJW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I bought a bag of ketchup chips and one of the chips was too big to fit in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 i don't get how i can meet a polish girl called marte and a brazilian girl called marte and they look the same (good) apart from arse/tit proportions being polar opposite but they have boyfriends and i'm lonely i need to meet a girl called marte from like iceland or finland i can't even take a small amount of weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 i'm feeling too relaxed from drinking alcohol and stuff which has made me concerned that i might not wake up at the time i need to tomorrow, which is 5 am :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 what you do taubs, is you invite the Marte of your choice out to drinks with her bf, then as her bf is ordering his drink you slap it out of his hand and kick it across the room in such a confident and manly way as to immediately win Marte's harte. porblem sloved (dubs) i haven't seen that lithuanian girl or been able to make contact since the kick'n chick'n incident she was going to san fransisco tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 lil bro has a pic on fb of him wearing one of my hoodie's, he denies it's mine though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 then I guess you're going to San Fran for some transnational chicken tit punting action. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 RIght. That's it. More times than I care to remember now I've had to endure the unpleasant surprise that is a post-shower-sudden-stink-to-the-face scenario whilst drying myself off. First thing tomorrow I'm gettin me a Face/Arse shower towel (you know, the white/brown ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I'm on crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 ii can't even take a small amount of weed You can't be both. Pick one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 RIght. That's it. More times than I care to remember now I've had to endure the unpleasant surprise that is a post-shower-sudden-stink-to-the-face scenario whilst drying myself off. First thing tomorrow I'm gettin me a Face/Arse shower towel (you know, the white/brown ones) Maybe you should clean your anus more thoroughly. Insert a soapy digit up to the first joint and rub it around a bit, then maneuver the shower-head/water stream to your asshole and SPRAY that scent AWAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 there;s shit... all over... my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No Don't :( Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 my wife is a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 My left arm just turned into a dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 I got drunk and woke up with dicks Sharpied all over my intestines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) Don't want to go see Skyfall, but friends want me to see skyfall. UGH!!! Edited November 10, 2012 by ZiggomaticV17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 My vagina just fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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