Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 while i learned a lot, and i thank everyone for participating in this bacon essay contest, i'm afraid only one person can win. Here are the final results 3rd Place: alcofibras. really spectacular absurdist bacon noir narrative. had this been a short story contest your would've been hard to beat. 2nd Place: baph. your first entry was like one of the most superior madlibs ever written. bravo. the bacon descriptors were bountiful and beautiful 1st Place: Taubooooooooo. "Bread Glove" is so fucking stupid and hilarious that it completely captures the spirit of this essay contest. A delightful historical essay on the origin of bacon. truly enlightening and amusing. PM with your paypal address so that I may pay you 10 USD. Thanks again everyone for your efforts. I now have used my allotted 10 USD budget that I had set aside early this year for WATMM Secret Santa. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 as if fred that was my prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 you can have honorable mention max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 yay!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 horseshit. I demand a recount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Guess I was too subtle in insinuating Bac-Os as a metaphor for Skrillex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( if you hit quote you can view them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Guess I was too subtle in insinuating Bac-Os as a metaphor for Skrillex. yours was the most accurate and fact-based. p.s. what's the deal with david cross and sriracha sauce together? those are like two of my favorite things. Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( 3rd Place: Spoiler alcofibras. really spectacular absurdist bacon noir narrative. had this been a short story contest your would've been hard to beat. 2nd Place: Spoiler baph. your first entry was like one of the most superior madlibs ever written. bravo. the bacon descriptors were bountiful and beautiful 1st Place: Spoiler Taubooooooooo. "Bread Glove" is so fucking stupid and hilarious that it completely captures the spirit of this essay contest. A delightful historical essay on the origin of bacon. truly enlightening and amusing. PM with your paypal address so that I may pay you 10 USD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Good show, everyone, and congratulations to tauboo! These bits are pure gold The last thing he scribed was an order for Stilton and in his diary, his hopes, after hearing of this new cheese, to try it with frying hamin a bread glove but he never did. Most people fry bacon, but bacon bacon is even better because it makes it crispier. Man, this bacon, like you wouldn't believe. Cooking the bacon until perfect crispy, make the lips wet in anticipation for the bacon. Put the bacon on a burger, whatever you want! Have the bacon with some sauce, have the bacon with no sauce, forget about it. PIZZA HUT i opened the door completely, so that it was totally opened. (he always called me mister, as if to add more was to sully himself) At dinner a bottle of red wine. The bacon was good and life was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Good show, everyone, and congratulations to tauboo! These bits are pure gold The last thing he scribed was an order for Stilton and in his diary, his hopes, after hearing of this new cheese, to try it with frying hamin a bread glove but he never did. Most people fry bacon, but bacon bacon is even better because it makes it crispier. Man, this bacon, like you wouldn't believe. Cooking the bacon until perfect crispy, make the lips wet in anticipation for the bacon. Put the bacon on a burger, whatever you want! Have the bacon with some sauce, have the bacon with no sauce, forget about it. PIZZA HUT i opened the door completely, so that it was totally opened. (he always called me mister, as if to add more was to sully himself) At dinner a bottle of red wine. The bacon was good and life was good. don't forget this line, chimera, (as well as your use of references): And that's why, if I win the $10, I will spend it on bacon. that is the perfect conclusion to come to in a bacon essay contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Kaen- I think what Fred is trying to say is I won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 congratualations to all the winners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 i'm still going to claim my prize, just need to get my paypal sorted ill probably get this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kuhn-Rikon-Safari-Tiger-Paring/dp/B005TGU3SY/ref=sr_1_136?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1325295572&sr=1-136 haha, maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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