Npoess Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Crai everytiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Two hours after going to sleep, the bright TN sky and flapping wind around the tent has woken me up. Everyone around me is drinking already or still up drinking from the night before. I just want to be sleeping. HOW. you're at a music festival, like jesus christ get over yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 lots of pseudoscience garbage courtesy of my cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 that needs to be made into a .gif where the brain splits and the heart goes in and out, sexily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 what if my dream was the extermination of all mankind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 the big thing seems to be attaching a famous face to a quote they never said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 PLAYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Jan Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I just have to get this out of my system. My aunt has posted a status to get people to sign a petition about chemtrails. When I saw it I didn't bother whatsoever, but the worst part was still to come. A cousin replied with "Do you really believe in that stuff...?" and then came the pain, the atrocity: "i saw it happen with my own eyes...it was beautiful weather one day and yes, at least 6 planes that were making patterns in the sky and because of their trails the sky turned grey and gone was the pretty weather...global warming anyone? seeing this for a few years and finding it strange to say the least...." Not only that, a friend of hers replied with this very fucking scientific observation: "You do see it quite often indeed; just beautiful weather, then some planes with white stripes come that just won't go away and just expand. Then the all-familiar white haze comes in that blocks the sun. We already come short on sun this year.... it even froze LAST MONTH... it just isn't right!! That is government manipulation! And if you search for chemtrails on internet you don't even have to think or believe; it's obvious." (both translated from poor written Dutch to English, trying to capture the stupid in the punctuation and capital letters) I don't know about you guys, but how hard is it to resist making a really scientific remark to family members to get them off that conspiracycloud? What's your way dealing with this? I could barely hold myself in but managed to vent my anger through this post on watmm (thanks watmm!). My method is to block people whenever something stupid like this pops up, and my aunt is now blocked as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy shit, the sun froze last month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wza Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 i like facebook, it's handy. sure it's a mainstream platform so there's mainstream mediocrity, that's to be expected only thing i can't stand are images with these extremely cheesy quotes. i know people who post all this zen crap but are pretty obnoxious bastards in real life, especially after a few beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 On the profile of an old acquaintance who I suspect wears a fedora nowadays. I can almost guarantee this is the closest he's come to licking anyone, consensual or otherwise. Oh, he also posted this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 <==== watchu say'n 'bout fedoras??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 poor kid, he only wants to be loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unteleportedman Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Really wants an omelet but is way too lazy to cook it. Ugh. Stuck between a rock and a hard place. #mundanethingspeoplesayonfacebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 ugh, now i remember why i only talk to deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 ^lol most of my facebook-contacts don't write cringeworthy shit, actually. It's mostly interesting stuff, a little too much about gaming from two girls who seem to be getting into some online multiplayer clan or whatever that is, or people posting photos of their latest artwork ... which is all fine. Just occasionally, I get the horrible ones, and when I do, I adore them for giving me a big ol' rage-smile! I just have to get this out of my system. My aunt has posted a status to get people to sign a petition about chemtrails. When I saw it I didn't bother whatsoever, but the worst part was still to come. A cousin replied with "Do you really believe in that stuff...?" and then came the pain, the atrocity: "i saw it happen with my own eyes...it was beautiful weather one day and yes, at least 6 planes that were making patterns in the sky and because of their trails the sky turned grey and gone was the pretty weather...global warming anyone? seeing this for a few years and finding it strange to say the least...." Not only that, a friend of hers replied with this very fucking scientific observation: "You do see it quite often indeed; just beautiful weather, then some planes with white stripes come that just won't go away and just expand. Then the all-familiar white haze comes in that blocks the sun. We already come short on sun this year.... it even froze LAST MONTH... it just isn't right!! That is government manipulation! And if you search for chemtrails on internet you don't even have to think or believe; it's obvious." (both translated from poor written Dutch to English, trying to capture the stupid in the punctuation and capital letters) I don't know about you guys, but how hard is it to resist making a really scientific remark to family members to get them off that conspiracycloud? What's your way dealing with this? I could barely hold myself in but managed to vent my anger through this post on watmm (thanks watmm!). My method is to block people whenever something stupid like this pops up, and my aunt is now blocked as well. You should point them towards Morgellons - See how it turns out! ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 facebook has 100% put me off tattoos - whatever you get, someone will find it stupid. I honestly cannot believe what some people get written on themselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 okay that's a lie/exaggeration... still, it has enlightened me to flim flam pointless shieiitititiitiiasiiifa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 I well endeavor to take spelling lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Lol. This probably takes the cake for the 'absolutely no effort has gone into sourcing my new-agey feel-good quotes' award. If in doubt... MAYAN INDIANS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 i still cannot wrap my head around the term "mayan indian". the term offends me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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