Death Metal English

[Joyrex]

http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/

 

 

 

Normal English: “Commuting to work”

Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

 

Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good”
Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN”

 

Normal English: “I need to take a nap”
Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY”

 

Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule”
Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE”

 

Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn”
Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME”

[BCM]

hmmm, yes...

[psn]

Haha, that's pretty funny! I'm writing death metal lyrics this week, btw. :-)

[KovalainenFanBoy]

Are there any good self-parodying or genre-mocking extreme metal bands out there?

[psn]

S.O.D.

[triachus]

Are there any good self-parodying or genre-mocking extreme metal bands out there?

these guys seem pretty self-aware of their theatrical antics

 

[Guest A/D]

Dethklok!

 

And those lyrics are perfect.