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http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/news/Nail-varnish-joke-leads-jail-term/article-2532691-detail/article.html 10 months? Should have at least wanked on her face too...
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messenger/explorer/firefox
by Guest Calx Sherbet- 8 replies
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is there any possible way to have msn messenger connected through firefox rather than internet explorer? internet explorer has just been bringing in viruses repeatedly, and i temporarily set it's proxy server to 0.0.0.0 so it wouldn't connect to anything. that stopped the virus flood, but now i can't sign into messenger. so, is there anything i can do? any setting i could maybe change or apply on internet explorer that could fix this? any help is appreciated (as long as it doesn't suck)
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IDMilkshake 1 2
by Guest happycase- 27 replies
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I woke up this morning (na na na na) and after a couple of mins found that I had the catchphrase "ducky boos" lodged in my brain kinda on loop. Racked my brains for a while but as per usual surrendered to google to find out where i remembered it from. Turns out its the granny from the classic old cartoon count duckula. I loved that show. Now whenever i have things stuck in my head like that i try to look for triggers that may have put them there. i do the same for dreams but theyre usually more obviously directly linked to things i've seen or heard in the last 24 hours. Anyway, i was woken up by my wife after only a few hours sleep because she was looking for a notepad …
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yesterday i was cooking up a hot dog in a skillet for lunch consumption. then i thought to myself, "why not put a fried egg on it?" i thought about it some more, and could not come up with an answer. so i prepared a fried egg, toasted a bun, wrapped the dog in the fried egg, and stuffed it in the bun. then i doused it with hot sauce. it was a truly fantastic decision--one of the defining moments of my life. so from now on if there isn't an answer to the question "why not put a fried egg on it," then a fried egg is going on it.
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I'm currently rockin the first double bed I've ever had in all my twenty four years which I will now illustrate with a photo-image: Before this I was with my girlfriend for a year in a single bed and got used to that even though that was extremely shit. Then I broke up with her and moved away to this big empty beast, but I'm out of here in a few weeks and moving somewhere with no furniture so I'm trying to figure out which route to go. My room will be small so I can't really go with a double unless thats the only piece of furniture I have, I'm considering buying one of these sofa beds cause it seems like the easiest way to have a double bed when I need it, but I …
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Well, how big (in square feet or meters) is the place where you live? Me? 1604 sq ft. four bedroom house, which I am an owner of.
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My girlfriend and I will probably be picking up this kitten next weekend. It's a girl, 7 weeks old, and has a stumpy tail so sometimes it's a bit ungainly. Any ideas on names? A member of WATMM could have real, tangible, input into my life.
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Real Life Dober-Man is the Creepiest Thing U Will See - Watch more horror
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Like, per week / hour / year whatever you know. I'm just curious :) And honestly, don't be a massive prick and be all 'oh I couldn't tell you that' as if anyone gives a shit past curiosity. I generally work for £15 p/h but very rarely get any stable work in so it averages about £50-80 per week.
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the tale of Chet Holston
by Guest Coalbucket PI- 12 replies
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Chet Holston was a portly, amiable gentleman of 58 who ran Holston & Son Greengrocers in Brownsville. The business had been started by has grandfather and was well respected in the local community. "Lovely fresh fruit you've got here Mr Holston" the locals would often comment. "Only the best for you!" Chet would reply with a wink and a snap of his fingers. Chet made a reasonable living selling healthy natural food - he only had himself to worry about since his wife had died many years ago in a zeppelin accident. But one thing worried him; he didn't seem to have enough young people visiting his shop. Customers would often hear Chet rambling about the old d…
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Partly inspired by the how much do your earn thread (which means less without context) and partly after being asked by a foreign friend why rent in London was so atrociously expensive. Large double room in 3 bed shared house within zone 2 of South London (nice street right on the border between dodgy and nice areas, 15 mins from tube). Market rate is £525 pcm (I pay a little bit less due to knowing the landlord) That equates to $814 pcm €640 pcm
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So when you go into a bathroom, and it fricken smells like rotten ass and shit, do you breathe through your nose or mouth, or just leave. Through the nose just fucking smells, through the mouth, just sounds bad, like your absorbing the aromas through your tongue, or just leave and come back later? Take a moment to think about it.
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i've been downloading a lot of free mp3s from the xlr8r website and i realize that i have a strange habit on doing so. most of the stuff on the site i don't know what it is and i'm happy that they have a listen first option before i start to dl something that i won't like. the first habit i realize is that i'll listen to something for about 5 seconds and to me that is enough to judge a track. if i like what i hear in the first 5 or so seconds, i usually fast forward a couple of times to see if it still holds up. if i believe it does, i'll dl it. this habit i know probably most do it too. another i noticed is that i'll base it on the pic alone. like if the pic has…
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i am having a very potentially serious mental crisis or episode so to speak and as sad and pathetic as it seems i have no other avenues of reaching out to anyone. I am having uncontrollable thoughts of a negative and serious nature so i wanted to see if anyone can cheer me up. Thanks.
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Help with my Windows Shell
by Guest Sprigg- 23 replies
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So I downloaded Litestep and installed for the hell of it. Default theme worked fine. I downloaded this: http://www.ls-themes.org/themes/popsicle.2 and this: http://www.ls-themes.org/themes/black-velvet-2-dorb-remake and one of them fucked up somehow. I got some kind of error message like 'could not find hoteky r+ recycle' or some shit, and then everything but my background image disappeared. The only hotkey that works is the Windows taskmanager one. Am I fucked? I have no install disk, haven't backed up anything in weeks... I just want my old Windows shell back at this point. Do I just kill all the Litestep processes? Reboot?
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Post Photos
by Guest happycase- 18 replies
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I feel pretty bad if you were too IDM/gay by the 9th grade to go to these things. I always had tons of fun. These are from 11th grade: These are from 12 grade prom: I did not go to prom with this guy. I chose these pictures as representative samples of how much fun I was having. My actual date for prom made me wish I was gay for the next 3 years of my life by dangling the possibility of romance and muffin stuffing in front of me, so I've chosen not to show you pictures of her.
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Nipples
by Guest Abuse- 21 replies
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Nipples... I enjoy touching a special lady friend's nipples. They get hard and there's a hard in my pants. My nipples have hair in them.
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Plannin a trip 1 2
by TechDiff- 46 replies
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Ello. So Im planning on going over to the USA and Canada later this year, a bit of touring, see some friends, be a tourist etc etc. If my saving goes as planned, should be in July/August/Sept time. Also depends on booking and such how long I can stay for. I've been a couple times before when I was a sprog, but didnt see much of the place at all. Really wanna see as much as is possible. Im a gluten for long train rides and so on, so hopefully I'll get to see everything. Whats some good places to visit? Obviously Im gonna try and see the classic touristy things, but also what kinda weird stuff is there that's not so well known. And also, can anyone recomend …
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Pigeon Poops Into Kings of Leon's Bassist's Mouth 1 2 3
by Guest nene multiple assgasms- 74 replies
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OK so SPD2 started another thread in Music Discussion back when Ceephax was still playing here. Ceephax is out, but Friday night is still an excellent night for meeting up and drinking. If we find the right bar maybe we can bring some gear and jam out some shit! Hayhook's bar out in East Williamsburg is an option . . Something near Atlantic (like Hank's) or Grand Army Plaza might make it easier for everyone. Let's pick a place and do this! PM me your email address also and I will get you the final plans that way.
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I`m happy again! 1 2 3
by pera- 71 replies
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I only want to say that after 5 fucking years I kissed a girl again, I'm so happy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME Thank you God!!
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Evil Dead 2
by marf- 3 replies
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Haven't seen it since I was little. I think this is the best horror movie I have ever seen. No fucking CGI, just creative use of camera work and stop motion. I love the audio work too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnIB4M6w1dE
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tenga eggs 1 2
by keltoi- 37 replies
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Tenga-Eggs-When-A-Tissue-Isn-t-Enough