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  1. Audioblysk

    Some aging white guy was popping off at the mall at this little Mexican kid and yelling at him for running in the mall. He actually said 'you kids are ruining this country'. I walked up, tapped the guy on the shoulder, got in a bro stance and said 'You gonna make it great again? You're gonna make America great again, huh?' -- The whole situation stopped completely, the kid ran away and the aging white man looked at me with his mouth open then walked away really quickly. I...

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    2. may be rude

      may be rude

      , that's what jesus liked to call it.

    3. hoggy

      hoggy

      Pendulous scrotums swung

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Causing another earthquake in Haiti!...

  2. Audioblysk

    Strawberries are probably the most superior berry... maybe a good, ripe blackberry would be #2. Fuck blueberries. Raspberries are alright. Strawberries are at the top of their game.

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    2. AAAAh

      AAAAh

      yeah strawberries are pretty ace but for me the blackcurrent tops it and raspberries are on par.

    3. hoggy

      hoggy

      snozberries ftw

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Also strawberries are incredibly low calorie for how sweet they seem, aka good to use to sweeten up shakes or make into pies etc. Good shiz

  3. Audioblysk

    Dissing Eugene brings +5 to charisma and toast points for caviar in the WATMM boys club. Posh shit.

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    2. Adieu

      Adieu

      No, I'm just making an observation.

       

    3. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      What a clever observation.

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Prove your observation, I'm not fully convinced.

  4. Audioblysk

    Finding a spider mummified/crispy in your laptop case is super brutal... and a sign my laptop needs to be cleaned more often. ASUS -1 Spider -0

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      A-Suss

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Spyderware

    4. Ifeelspace

      Ifeelspace

      Anus

  5. Audioblysk

    Pork makes me sick. I used to eat it as a kid, now when I do, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Fish/Crustacean's def take the cake for top protien, followed by well-raised chicken, then tofu and the like. Beef and pork are too much for my lil' stomach to handle. Shrimp is at the top of its game..

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      I only eat bork's dork

    3. Adieu

      Adieu

      You forgot maggots

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      cum

  6. Audioblysk

    Salad Master.

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    2. Herr Jan

      Herr Jan

      Bread Senpai here

    3. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      Vegetable Sex Offender

    4. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      heuheuh that got a bad turn pretty quickly

  7. Audioblysk

    WATMM CURE FOR HANGOVER? HELP.

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    2. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      No

    3. hoggy

      hoggy

      Fry up, Paracetamol, Tea

    4. MisterE

      MisterE

      drink lots of water.

       

      best thing would be to go back in time, and drink a glass of water (at least) before going to bed. alcohol dehydrates you

  8. Audioblysk

    American Patriot

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      uzbekistanian arba

    3. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      :) I <3 u guyz

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      polly wants a cracker

       

  9. Audioblysk

    Bean burritos are really underrated. All the burrito, but none of the meat. Meat triggers my dump mechanism and makes me sleepy. Beans do not. Black beans are at the top of their game and so is stealing Taco Bell hot-sauce packs to feed your habit.

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Agreed about bean burritos. Actually subsisted on them for a while when I was going vegetarian last year.

    3. Paul

      Paul

      Blazing saddles.

    4. barbu

      barbu

      uh oh

  10. Audioblysk

    I want to move to a foreign country. I have a degree and background mostly in culinary arts and baking... Worked in some of the best restaurants in the Seattle area.... Anyone know of a way I can get work and move out of the USA. Hell, even Canada will do... I just want to do something different

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Canada is great.

    3. Npoess

      Npoess

      Russia: there is plenty of krokodil for everyone

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      Move to Canada like I'm going to one day. I've never been but I heard it's better than anywhere else.

  11. Audioblysk

    Cram it, lady.

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    2. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      ^^Just makes for more thirstlier desires.^^

       

      Crammit, daily.

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Dammit, clam lady

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Crams it*..... prolapse imminent

       

  12. Audioblysk

    MEL fuckin GIBSON

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    2. chartnok

      chartnok

      daymon

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      matt gaymon?

    4. chartnok

      chartnok

      dAEmon

  13. Audioblysk

    Elon Musk isn't even that cool. :shrug:

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    2. Salvatorin

      Salvatorin

      man dude i knew that dude back in the day and he straight up kicked a dying pidgeon. just saying

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      isn't he named after a melon? so weak

    4. eczem

      eczem

      one letter away from a muskmelon

  14. Audioblysk

    Drop acid AND bombs.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Just acid imo tbqh FYI byob a/s/l

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      neither of the above at this time

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Get on it, it makes peace look like a battlefeild

  15. Audioblysk

    Offically sick of hearing things about Boards of Canada.

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    2. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      ^^ haven't been around the writhing sausage fest that is BOC fanboyism till I came here.

      and yeah, I guess the last 8 years would be better...

       

      I'm just butthurt because I'd rather have some new material from Mr. James.

    3. Npoess

      Npoess

      If RDJ released a new album.. the fanboy wank would be 10 times worse.

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      Let them wank. MY OPINION STANDS.

  16. Audioblysk

    Life's hard.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Grab my hardness and use a churning motion.

    3. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      A good moisturizer softens life considerably

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Glysomed.

  17. Audioblysk

    Is Iceland cool? Its cheap to fly there and I hear the women are loose.

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      kk

    3. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      The women in Iceland are frigid

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      lol!

       

  18. Audioblysk

    I 8 Sunshine

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    2. Npoess

      Npoess

      Online petition to stop sunshine

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      sunshine boycott!

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0-jsXFHGQGQ/UjZRdNyLmQI/AAAAAAAAAbY/D_tORCUSJyc/s1600/simpsons-mr-burns-blocks-out-the-sun1-640x353.jpg

       

  19. Audioblysk

    Oi. PROIM MINISTAH!

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      piss off

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      How about I piss on you

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      http://trilladdiction.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/tumblr_m30haaqasq1rtm6xuo1_500.gif?w=500
  20. Audioblysk

    Meh

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Go home, Uniret. You're drunk

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      kisses for all!

    4. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      <3

  21. Audioblysk

    1000 posts in. BOOM

    1. Ivan Ooze

      Ivan Ooze

      shake shake the room

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Audioblysks 1000th post caused the earthquake in haiti.

    3. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      and the thunder down under.

  22. Audioblysk

    Las Vegas is a hell-hole. Fuck this city.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Where rich folks go when they have money to squander

    2. triachus

      triachus

      and everybody knows your name

    3. NorthernFusion

      NorthernFusion

      Ayyyyyyyy.

  23. Audioblysk

    Lol. Remembering Compson.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Quote

       

      Akgjbn fak geaghe gagas gasg s. Ggsjklgn g asg g geaw.

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      RIP compstonqs

    3. Adieu

      Adieu

      RIP YOU BRIGHT SHINING STAR YOU SULTAN YOU AMIABLE KNIGHT

  24. Audioblysk

    Woke up @ 5am in my car with a bottle of beer in my hand, puke all around my car outside and a very angry girlfriend to come home to. I deserve this.

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      it kind of sounds like you do.. were you drunk driving??

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Try not to puke on her

    3. Audioblysk

      Audioblysk

      I passed out in the car to avoid drunk driving... as backwards as that sounds

  25. Audioblysk

    Blarg.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      (e)blarg(h7):

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      lolol

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I am stevie g and I approve this music video

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