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  1. hyper koi pond

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      hyprotemperamental vectrosis

    2. Ifeelspace

      Ifeelspace

      itchy coo park

    3. Uniret

      Uniret

      cuntycoo parkisus

  2. FO76 IS A F**K 犬糞 734,296,371,404 SERVERS CRASHED

    1. WeAreOceans
    2. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      don't worry it'll be playable this time next year

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Supposedly they've already dropped a 5GB update to address some issues. And you may be right.

  3. Warning: Do not comment on this status upd673//l94#&@5$[o\[lyol[]ERROR: DATA CORRUPT

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Hey man, don't try to keep me down with your "rules". Fuck the po}/xeee§'(!è♠em935ùmpléà┘4{—Ævent±q43{♫é&1_♀×├••╠••+—

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      [PRVC-ASYS_177^>-%%VALUE_OF_HERG580]

    3. Hugh Mughnus
  4. Olmec head spies

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Those bastards love to sneak around when we're not looking

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Shows how experienced the Heads are at setting traps. Be careful

    3. Uniret
  5. Diabeetus

    1. triachus

      triachus

      lisa needs braces

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      stephen needs glasses*

       

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Wilfart Blimey

    1. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      *cries imaginary tears because real ones are a waste of water I can't afford* (this symbolizes my sadness about being too poor for these) In other words: sick!

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I'm pretty much broke myself. Just thought this was cool news.

  6. Mr. Speaker, we are for the Big

  7. square root of three divided by zero

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      all primes have irrational square roots ya dingus

    2. Perezvon
  8. Team Doyobi - still alive?

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      one of them was gonna release something recently then apparently lost it in a hd failure :(

    2. Tricone RC

      Tricone RC

      oh shit i was wondering about them yesterday. their last two were incredible

  9. disregard the constabulary

    1. may be rude

      may be rude

      why dont you take a laxasaurus

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      because it pooped its way to extinction eons ago

  10. So Earth is roughly 4.5 bn years old. That also happens to be the half-life of uranium. Coincidence?

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      radioactive decay is a helluvathing

    2. ambermonk
  11. Biggie Smalls vs Thomas the Tank Engine

    1. Cryptowen

      Cryptowen

      "somebody's got to die", said Biggie. "mmm, uh huh, that's good shit", said the puff daddy

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      dat choochoo train go "get out mah way or you might miss Christmas"

  12. sleeper ships vs ESC

    1. sweepstakes
    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      in that case, sleeper shits

  13. "Mr. Oizo loves the saxophone, doesn't he!"

  14. recks on is still fokken wicked

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Yep! That track is a BEAST.

       

    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Especially on a low-lit road behind the wheel at night...gives me goosebumps

  15. aT the e/nd of a bzzer goes a

  16. what the hell kind of bird is singing. it sounds like a broken piccolo.

    1. Hugh Mughnus
    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I was thinking more the mini-flute, not the genie-lookin' dude

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