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Candiru

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  1. The stuff I had in Berlin looked better tbqh imo
  2. You meet your date, seems nice. Go out to dinner. You click very well. Go back to their place and there’s a dead ostrich carcass sprawled on their kitchen floor, which they are unable to explain. Sex anyway?
  3. All the best shawarma/kebab/pita wrap/whatever related stuff I had was in Germany. Avoid all Asian food in Germany, though. Phô? Phôgettuboutit!
  4. It's definitely not a bad thing that Soleimani guy is dead. He was actually a force to be reckoned with and it's not like they can just move someone up the ladder, replace him and be just as effective.
  5. ET phone Home Alone while searching for a Close Encounter (of the hawt kind)
  6. I've listened to this whole album three times in the last 24 hours, so it must be good.
  7. It would be funny if Chad Kroeger from Nickelback's name was announced over an intercom during some event, but instead they say "Chode Croaker" and everyone laughs, confetti flies through the air while fighter jets soar overhead. Chud Krugger.
  8. Filet of human, roasted with garlic and herbs. Succulent AF, broskis.
  9. Yeah I had friends in college that made it their mission to overdo it on the smoking of the weed. It's a waste of money at a certain point.
  10. I have to work Christmas and the day after. Night shifts, too. It hasn’t felt like Christmas in years.
  11. Already this late and I realized I hadn't had any of this yet this year and saw it in the store, bought the shit out of it. Dankness.
  12. Supposedly Steve-O snorted some HIV positive sprinkled coke blood but he's fine. No HIV to be found I guess since the virus doesn't live for long when it's been lightly sprinkled on some cocaine. Science.
  13. Have you ever been to Christiania in Copenhagen? When I revisited it a year after my first trip, the spicy hash smell gave me flashbacks. Of course, sense of smell is strongly tied to memory, but stuff is devastating there. My first time there was on a 4/20 as well. Magical happenings.
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