Guest boo Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 not recent, back in my cross dressing days. when you worked in a call centre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 guffaw sort of fearsome that you looked like THAT eight years ago, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 sup fellers. i got the job. you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 this will sound ridiculous to some but has anyone else tried running into the building wearing a tracksuit? There are several reasons why going for a 4k run before a job interview is a good idea. I am deadly serious here. Firstly, they will perceive you as healthy which is a good thing for obvious reasons. They will perceive you as being highly motivated and full of energy. The kind of person who goes for a 4k run immediately before a job interview has energy to spare and then some. Secondly, exercise will supliment your natural supply of pheromones and studies have shown that both males and females will subconsciously respond favourably to a powerful sweat. Your sweat is more powerful than you can imagine. It is a known fact that children are more likely to accept sweets/gifts off people aged 70+, not because they are old and non-threatening but because they are less able to cleanse regularly and grew up in an age without antiperspirant. This is absolutely serious. Third, increased bloodflow to the brain and an elevated mood are well known side effects of exercise. Mental reaction times are increased allowing you to fend off difficult questions like "why are you wearing a tracksuit to a job interview?" with ease and with your elevated mood it will be like water off a ducks back. The interviewers will note this, you are in the zone. Fourth, the interviewers will remember you. This is the easiest way to be remembered by your potential employers without taking a weapon into the interview room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 sup fellers. i got the job. you? good work. doing what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 the 4k run track suit thing was meant to be a joke but i think i actually convinced myself halfway through making shit up lol. Maybe this is the true definition of mental illness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Rambo, your idea would work for at least 50% of employers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 rambo i think it is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 the 4k run track suit thing was meant to be a joke but i think i actually convinced myself halfway through making shit up lol. Maybe this is the true definition of mental illness? zoooole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I...got the job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Nice one lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I...got the job... did you use any of the advice from this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 yeah, no suit jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 It appears that I haven't had my picture taken at all in 2012 not sure if hermit yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I...got the job... Congrats Osci! Thats brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 thanks guys. congrats to iep too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I...got the job... Congrats Osci! Thats brilliant! YEAH. But also now I'm going to picture you at work all day saying shit like "Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh you want some of this? Fuck you!" behind a desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Last Poat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Nice one you job-getters. I'm currently hoping to get an interview soon. First time in 8 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Last Poots. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'm currently hoping to get an interview soon. First time in 8 years What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanakori Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 suit check because I have an interview for a job tomorrow. expression pretty much says it all - I'm tired of going to interviews and getting turned down. You look smart. And older than your voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanakori Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 the 4k run track suit thing was meant to be a joke but i think i actually convinced myself halfway through making shit up lol. Maybe this is the true definition of mental illness? I thought It made sense ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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