Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i have a roommate that is beginning to get on my nerves. she's real into organic foods and recently started dating a vegan, which has in turn made her a vegan. i went downstairs to snack on some strawberries, and since she was also downstairs, i naturally offered her some. the following is a verbatim transcript of our conversation "whatcha doin'?" "snackin' on strawberries, want some?" "i'll have one. are they organic?" "fuck no" "organic foods blah blah blah" "i don't give a fuck about organic and i don't want to be criticized every time i prepare a meal or try to share my food." "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" "oh i'm aware of organic foods, and i'm also aware of their ridiculous prices. i'm going to go somewhere else, away from you, and eat the same goddamn strawberries i've been eating since i was a kid. i'll remember not to offer you anything of mine ever again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I am sorry that you have to live with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 she seems to have a quite small vocabulary "organic foods blah blah blah" "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i have a roommate that is beginning to get on my nerves. she's real into organic foods and recently started dating a vegan, which has in turn made her a vegan. i went downstairs to snack on some strawberries, and since she was also downstairs, i naturally offered her some. the following is a verbatim transcript of our conversation "whatcha doin'?" "snackin' on strawberries, want some?" "i'll have one. are they organic?" "fuck no" "organic foods blah blah blah" "i don't give a fuck about organic and i don't want to be criticized every time i prepare a meal or try to share my food." "but i'm spreading awareness about organic foods blah blah blah" "oh i'm aware of organic foods, and i'm also aware of their ridiculous prices. i'm going to go somewhere else, away from you, and eat the same goddamn strawberries i've been eating since i was a kid. i'll remember not to offer you anything of mine ever again." Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A vegan's farts are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Sometimes, at Safeway, where I shop--organic foods actually cost less than non-organic foods. It's just occasionally, though. I find that, for the most part, organic foods cost the same as non-organic, but you get less food in the package. So sneaky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 When I was in New York I had an apple... and this was the biggest apple ever and fuck me it was juicy and tasty like nothing I had ever had. I don't care if they cram fruits $with weird chemicals because it was one awesome apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 ENJOY LIFE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Sure, go ahead - you probably don't eat enough strawberries to impact your long-term exposure to carcinogens anyways. Juss' sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i always buy the half & half with lots of chemical preservatives because it has twice the shelf life of the organic stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 organic is such a misleading term wouldn't ALL strawberries be organic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 Did you know out of all non-organic fruits and vegetables, strawberries contain the highest levels of pesticides typically. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PESTICIDES JUST LET ME EAT MY STRAWBERRIES IN PEACE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD Sure, go ahead - you probably don't eat enough strawberries to impact your long-term exposure to carcinogens anyways. Juss' sayin' OMG I EAT SOOOO MANY STRAWBERRIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 organic = pretentious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i was hoping this was gonna be about Vent at the George in Brixton circa 96 with milo and tony sexton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 HA HA ! WHAT ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 you heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Teabag her soy milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 thought it was about tihs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Teabag her soy milk. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 give her a good hard fucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A vegan's farts are the worst. Jesus christ this x100. I was dating a vegan a few years back and one time she was in the kitchen preparing a gourmet meal of boiled lentils and let a fart slip out. I had to evacuate the premises for about an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I propose a categorical FUCK YOU to people on high horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I propose a categorical FUCK YOU to lentils. seriously, wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i thought this thread was going to be about ventrilo, where we could all chat to eachother with mics and cans =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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