Scientists have unveiled a 47-million-year-old fossilised skeleton of a monkey hailed as the missing link in human evolution.

[lumpenprol]

so where are her bra and panties?

[Velazquez]

Researchers say proof of this transitional species finally confirms Charles Darwin's theory of evolution

 

yeah, because before this, it was pretty flimsy....

 

 

lol

[Fred McGriff]

my penis evolved from an elephant trunk cuz i can pick up berries with it and put the berries in my mouth

[Guest countchocula]

Cambrian Explosion.

[azatoth]

my penis evolved from an elephant trunk cuz i can pick up berries with it and put the berries in my mouth

 

don't you mean your butt

[Fred McGriff]

yes

[Squee]

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

 

Only in America.

[Guest assegai]

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

[doorjamb]

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

qft

[azatoth]

it takes millions of years for a monkey to evolve to a human? i laugh at this "theory", no monkey lives that long.

[thehauntingsoul]

it takes 24 of years for a monkey to evolve to a human? i laugh at this "theory", no monkey lives that long.

 

fixed

[Guest theSun]

so do they teach bullshit theology as science in europe too or are americans just another breed of retarded?

 

Only in America.

 

k thanks i thought so

[Guest Etch]

I'd fuck it.

[triachus]

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

once upon a time (probably just after god banned adam and eve because of the Edengate scandal*) some monkeys where hanging out in a tree

 

a few monkeys said, fuck you tree we are going to those vast plains and learn to walk straight 'n shit

 

other monkeys said, aight but we keep chillin' in this tree and evolve further in treeclimbing and feces flingin'

 

and god was happy to look at the evolution he created*

 

 

(*obligatory sentences to stop theologial idiots from complaining)

 

 

 

btw, i don't think darwin said that we evolved directly from monkeys, but that monkeys and humans have the same ancestor?

and this new discovered fossil isn't a direct ancestor, but more like an "aunt" of our ancestor?

i dunno

[Guest JohnTqs]

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

once upon a time (probably just after god banned adam and eve because of the Edengate scandal*) some monkeys where hanging out in a tree

 

a few monkeys said, fuck you tree we are going to those vast plains and learn to walk straight 'n shit

 

other monkeys said, aight but we keep chillin' in this tree and evolve further in treeclimbing and feces flingin'

 

and god was happy to look at the evolution he created*

 

 

(*obligatory sentences to stop theologial idiots from complaining)

 

 

 

 

 

the word of god

amen

[Salvatorin]

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

[Guest analogue wings]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Fossil

[Guest Funktion]

the circle is finally complete

 

i trust that lord dawkins has been informed, my brothers?

[YEK]

 

while these guys sit down and laugh

[Guest Blanket Fort Collapse]

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

 

hahaha thats fuckin awesome but it would have been better if the atheist shoryuken'd the prat

[Guest melotronic]

idm

[Braintree]

This is really awesome, but doesn't really change anything.

[GORDO]

This is really awesome, but doesn't really change anything.

 

are you kidding? just think of the technology that this will bring.

[Guest analogue wings]

Time Machine Invented. Jesus Interviewed. Admits to Making it All Up Just to Get Some Pussy.

 

^ Even if that was the headline there'd still be Christians

[SR4]

LIBRUL ATHEIST LIES..THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD!1

 

also if man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys :smug:

 

 

 

 

 

AND NEXT WE WILL CONFIRM THE STONED MONKEY THEORY

 

hahaha thats fuckin awesome but it would have been better if the atheist shoryuken'd the prat

 

 

he spelled hadouken/hadoken....who the fuck spells it like he did? wrong. fuck that asshole. not funny.