BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 so me and my girl went out tonight to a cocktail bar in wimbledon village - it was sort of a work's do for my girlfriend's work and i was dragged along not particularly wanting to be there....in the end i drank a shit load of mojitos, had a good time and ended up dancing to old school rave tunes. she drank lots of red wine. i've just had to literally drag her out of a taxi coz she got completely fucking pissed out of her mind and couldn't even walk. i dragged her up to our apartment where she was subsequently sick, with only a small part of the sick ending up in the toilet. i've now cleaned up the sick on the hall carpet and managed to man-handle her into bed, remove most of her clothes and maneuver her into the recovery position to sleep it off. i've come into the living room to try and sort my head out as i'm pretty fucking pissed as well. i've got a spliff on and luckily enough, Jaws is on TV. so i'm watching that and hoping Helen doesn't have some kind of alcohol induced schizoid embolism. WOMEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Ah, Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 envmod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 women be drinkin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 fucking well envmod. Quint off Jaws is brilliant. i'd better go and check Helen's not swallowed her tongue.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 yall didn't sing "just a friend" on the way home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 "anti shark cage?....... you go in the cage?..... cage goes in the water. shark's in the water. our shark. he he he......farewell and ado to you fair spanish ladies........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 YR GIRLFRIEND GONN GET RAPED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 i might just have a wank into her knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i might just have a wank into her knickers lol Just count yourself lucky she wasn't being obstinate at the same time. For a while I dated a chick that would get drunk like this but she'd also try to fight me when I'd try to keep her from bumping into things or fighting people or puking all over everything. Of course, she wouldn't remember a thing the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 so me and my girl... So that's where you've been. i might just have a wank into her knickers lol Just count yourself lucky she wasn't being obstinate at the same time. For a while I dated a chick that would get drunk like this but she'd also try to fight me when I'd try to keep her from bumping into things or fighting people or puking all over everything. Of course, she wouldn't remember a thing the next day. Was her name Tara? I think we dated the same woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 yeah, she was being ok really.... a bit emotional.... two cabs refused to pick us up coz she was lying flat out on the pavement... they were like: "is she with you?" "er, yeah....sorry..." *cab drives off* so i had to manipulate her into a standing position and kind of hail a cab whilst making sure she didn't collapse. i eventually got her into one and she wouldn't sit on the seat, instead just crumpling up on the floor of the cab with her head on the seat. a number of times the cab braked suddenly and she was thrown violently forward and hit her head quite hard. i feel a bit guilty about this to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Next time, ask her to bring a wheel barrel if she plans on drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 envmod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Jaws is FUCKING BRILLIANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 so's ENVMOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Less Rohypnol next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Less Rohypnol, more envmod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 yeah, rohypnol....... you only need a drop of that stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 go for the butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 COHF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I HOPE YOU NAILED HER IN HER PASSED OUT STATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 so's ENVMOD Shut up Sneaksta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 watching jaws backwards is a movie about a shark that continues to throw up people until they open a beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I had this in the week, it's quite annoying. Once when it happened my girlfriend was throwing up in the toilet and the seat fell down and smashed her in the face, it was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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