Squee Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 ShanghaiDaily is reporting that a 14-year-old boy has been drinking gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" and to become a "valiant fighter" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" and "Optimus Prime" from "Transformers." He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time. "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said. The boy's worried parents finally took their son to the hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence." "The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," a doctor from the hospital said. Source: ShanghaiDaily http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=14320&count=0 THAT is fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elliotjking Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 surely he must have had a mental disorder to start with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 it's funny because the transformers never consume gasoline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Title should've been: Boy Drinks Gasoline to be a Dumb Fuck. It's just this generation's version of natural selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 shape of... a retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 he was drinking leaded gasoline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 he was drinking leaded gasoline? yeah, that whole story sounds fishy to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 he was drinking leaded gasoline? Well, this was Shanghai... Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 he was drinking leaded gasoline? Well, this was Shanghai... Plus, unless he was referencing the cartoon, Transformers has only been out since 2005... 4, not 5 years since he started 'drinking gas' Maybe he thought he could make it into the movie if he got a head start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 didn't everyone in shanghai get killed at the beginning of transformers 2? i call bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 lol. Did you know that entire part of the film was cut out of the Chinese version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped" Not too sure it was that high to begin with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 "i want to stay with the boy" made me fucking lol in the first movie. if you like transformers movie- i don't see drinking gasoline as being too big a step in your development as a retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoNeedsElectricity Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Did they not try to stop him after the first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Well I'm a West Coast struttin' One bad mother Got a rattlesnake suitcase Under my arm Said I'm a mean machine Been drinkin' gasoline And honey you can make my motor hum Well I got one chance left In a nine live cat I got a dog eat dog sly smile I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go I smoke my cigarette with style An I can tell you honey You can make my money tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 this story is a beat up .. the childs parents owned as stall that sold lighter fluid and the like and the kid became addicted to inhaling these types of chemicals .. then moved on to petrol sniffing .. and for some reason only known to him in his high state .. decided he could get further out of it via drinking the stuff (still not 100% that even happened and if it did .. it would probably have been that one time that put him in hospital) ... you have to wonder at the motivations for the story ... perhaps a jab at the 'evils of USamerican culture' .. killing our precious chinese honour students... yaknow .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 He first started stealing lighters to drink the fuel, but when the parents figured out what was happening, he started to drink gasoline from motorcycles, sometimes two or three bottles at a time. This is such a weird sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Surely that much gasoline in his system would make him violently ill, or I dunno, kill his misguided ass the first time he downed a Big Gulp's worth of 87 octane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 such a retardicon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 When I was 5 or 6 I used to think it was 'Robots in the skies' instead of 'Robots in disguise' the former being much cooler in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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