Aphex Twin Oh Noes

[sneaksta303]

hey watmm, sinicalyps ehere and look, i could make 55 fake accounts and post this on the forum but i wont. sneaksta303 is cool. i gave out my phone number to all of you homos and he was the only one real enough to call me. we're making rap songs.. he's a cool dude and he doesnt trip on me for being me like all of y'all wanna do, and you know what?!@ if he actually posts this he'll be deleted and i want the truth to be known cuz i will NOT be wronged by a guy who has been on my jock for years, and i mean you papa joyrex, fuck you talk shit about me like i have to respect chaosmachine because why?!@ cuz he has a cool name?!@ hahahahhahahahahahaha lameass computer professionals talking about a real artist like they know whats up.

 

serio9usly, mike is my friend. he wasnt afraid of me and i'll have his back for the rest of his life. y'all aint know real people, thats why you're homos on a bbs. i used to hex edit renegade.dat so my dialup bbs rocket, what has joyrx done?!@ run this place?!2 HA. I RAN DIMENSION SEVEN GO LISTEN TO THE NIRVANA COVER FOREAL I AM REALER THAN ANYONE ON THIS BOARD AND UFKC YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

 

e-mailed to administrator@watmm.com --- harbinger of the lifetime members forum. sorry to fred kaen and chen, the three people i respect on this board. emessiah@smoke.dope.org --- email me. the shell was on irc before joyrex had the idea to run this board

 

to administrator@watmm.com

 

 

I try and be as fair as possible; however, you're not taking into

account I can't be aware of everything that's ever said on this forum

at all times - so while some things, like what you're talking about,

go unnoticed, Sini's actions were brought to my attention (and I

noticed them myself), and hence were dealt with.

 

FUCK YOU. remember when you sent me ab5 vinyl dumps from penguingod?!@

and when you sent me the unreleased tracks?!?@ you can't stop me

from posting on your forum if i really want to, its my birthday and i

wanted to see how fucking awesome i am and guess what?!@ PEOPLE LIKE

ME MORE THAN YOU AND YOU RUN THE PLACE.

 

its cuz i'm the fucking shit and you're the guy who scared off richard

james, and even if he is here he's such a pussy he does nothing.

 

i *was* a 100% wamtm creation, something you could call your own, but

you wanna prop up your sycophants like chaosmachine and purportedly

ban me (i got like 15 e-mails that im banned. people tell me things)

because is tood up to y'all army of homos?!@

 

remember when i first met you, clown?!@ how i yelled at you and

screamed at you cuz you teased us with an e-mail about aphex twin

vinyl sticker .psd templates then you tried to sell me stickers?!2

AND I TOLD YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF IN 1999?!@@

 

WELL GUESS WHAT HOMO THATS WHY YOU'RE JOYREX LIKE CHRIS MOSS ACID IS

SMOJPHACE A DERIVATIVE OF APHEX TWIN WHILST I AM ORIGINAL INDIVISIBLE

AND EVERYTHING YOUR SECRET LAMEASS SUBURBAN ASS WISHES YOU COULD BE.

 

aphex twin didnt have to tell you this, you can hear his music. me?!2

i'm so real i 'll tell you to your virtual face.

 

and guess what?!@ i stay in the miuk and i was gonna be your artist

to make you rich, but you dont deseve me. you wanna have a little

community where we all suk aphex'x dick like "gee i wonder why he

hates us" and you know, like, you deserve it. thanks for kid spatula's

housewife you told me about that BUT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I

SHALL NOT DIMINISH MY ARTISTRY TO APPEASE YOUR LAME FANBOY ASS.

 

you have NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A REAL ARTIST, THATS WHY YOU RUN

A SHRINE TO ONE. once you stop tripping on people who INNOVATE nad

pretending THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU, the sooner you can let me back to

own your forum like you know i was born to do. oh wait, what dialup

bbs did you run faggot?!@ seriously what bbs did you run in 1994?!@

 

he typed this out on his phone so he apologizes for any improper spellings.

 

I don't imagine this will last too long.

[Guest Adjective]

what is the point of this

[Bob Dylan]

RIP Sini, your tl;dr posts will be missed.

[Guest Drahken]

That was from a cellphone lol? That was just as poorly written as most of his stuff.

 

 

y'all ain't y'all y'all Y"ALL

 

[Guest mrx]

[sneaksta303]

what is the point of this

 

i believe he's calling someone out

[Squee]