SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Shit my dad says Some of my favorites: "A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching." "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." 'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 LOL this is great. "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems." Wow this one if for the guy who wouldn't blow in the breathalyzer: "Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 the guys bio is hilarious in its brevity. i swear his old man is some sort of americanized roughshod buddha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 or its just made up. they are some classy quotes, either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I swear someone linked this here a month or two ago . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I swear someone linked this here a month or two ago . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 they did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 and? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 i dont care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Djussaiaen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 i dont care hence you reading this, and posting twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 at first i read this thread as your dad uttered the phrase 'fucking lol' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I wish my dad was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 or you could just not post a response and let this thread die. do you get a blowjob at home for making posts like that? a pat on the back? a cookie? i dont understand why stating jazzband is so satisfying for everyone. I wish my dad was cool it would be both a blessing and curse to have that man as a father. thats all i know. a great foul mouthed sage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 or its just made up. they are some classy quotes, either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 didn't see this mentioned anywhere but... : shit just got real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 didn't see this mentioned anywhere but... : shit just got real whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 It will fail. Just watch :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 It will fail. Just watch :) probably, but it does have William Shatner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 shit my shat says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 only faggots cry jazzband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 as funny as some of that shit is, I can't see it succeeding as a TV show. Like the Louis CK show - he's a fucking funny as shit comedian, but his show was meh. Every show gonna be a build-up to the one line of "shit his dad says". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 my dad says cool stuff that verge on biggotry. i love when he talks about his own kind aswell. my dad is a "self hating puerto rican". "when i was a kid, i always wanted to be white... it seemed like the right thing to be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 this is amazing, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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