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it's bad enough that my server is down and i have to put me torrent on the living pC .. wasting precious bullshit bandwidth .. nao you want me to ... so many stupid allusions one could go for .. sie ... + ;-# @ yekk and friends ..

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ok fukit i'll join the wars ... she doesn't merit a modulator that comes ring accompanied, cause that would suggest that it has the ability to evacuate all that built up meritless fainepretence of ficklehate ..

 

whats a masonic boom

 

It helps you to speak through a ring modulator.

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!"

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

 

And as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! and through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

 

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

He chortled in his joy.

 

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!"

 

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

 

And as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

 

One, two! One, two! and through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

 

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"

He chortled in his joy.

 

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

brilliant!

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Guest abusivegeorge

Been on here just over a year now and am just starting to fall in love with you guys...

 

...seriously though, I had foolproof plans to throttle half of you

 

:emotawesomepm9:

 

Me too and I'd been planning for about 5 years!

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Guest GrandPopPoplock

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

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Guest uptown devil

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

 

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

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Guest JW Modestburns

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

 

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

 

So you peed on her, right?

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Guest GrandPopPoplock

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by

watching two girls one cup...

 

 

 

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

 

 

I would die a happy man if I met a girl who was into scat porn.

 

i met a girl at a bar who was very open about her desire to get peed on. i think she may have been a prostitute. true story

 

 

lol There's A LOT of prostitute's where I live . I could probable find one who's into that ( about 90% of 'em are men though , sooo....yeah )

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Guest bacteriatastic

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine

she forgot to close the curtains

how kind

i got my mail order x-ray spy glasses i was a normal guy but...

i just want to glance at her nipples

they are getting bigger and bigger

wow, her nipples have tripled in size i was a normal guy but...

 

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

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Guest abusivegeorge

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine

she forgot to close the curtains

how kind

i got my mail order x-ray spy glasses i was a normal guy but...

i just want to glance at her nipples

they are getting bigger and bigger

wow, her nipples have tripled in size i was a normal guy but...

 

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

now i am turning into a peeping tom

 

In two years this is the second post I've seen from you and LOL.

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