Guest uptown devil Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 so which one of you gals likes anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 ENTER A NEW DISPLAY NAME IS HORNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 yes he is, but does he want to touch my trunk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 *snap!* yes, these gloves are absolutely sterile. (but they're not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 say she's going past in a car or on a bike or something, i'll just shout SEX to show that i know about sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 HEY GIRL, I DON'T GOT ANY MONEY, CAN I STAY AT YOUR PLACE FOR A FEW WEEKS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Im breaking my curfew just talking to you. What are your views on rough sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I've kind of streamlined things since moving to nyc. "Hi, I'm Matt. You're cute. Do you have a boyfriend?" This has sealed the deal the last 2 times I got laid: "Listen ___________, Do you really think that when you're no longer young and beautiful that you're going to look back at your whole life and say 'I wish I would have NEVER gone home with that guy from Texas" Sadly... that was March.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "Have you ever hear Ventolin by Aphex Twin ? , .. well my personality is like that" Girl : No, how does it go ? Boxing Day : e e e e E EEEEE!!!DER!DER!DEREEEEE!!ESHESHESH! Girl : *Slowly walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 did you hear the new squarepusher album got conformed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I have a bet with my friend... he says those are fake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 my nutz... your mouf... WHAT'S UP! WHAT'S UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 do you have a little jew in you? -nope. would you like a little jew in you? (this is my friend's because i'm not jewish. i use it anyway from time to time and 60% of the time it works every time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 hey, I noticed you have boobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 you wanna go digging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 i'm a test tube baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 "come here love, let me lend you some money for a drink" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 hey, I noticed you have boobs... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I actually wish I had had pick-up lines instead of just leering at the wenches with blood-shot eyes and the smell of gin emanating from every pore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Free moustache rides!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me. like "shhhhh" as you hold the chloroform over their mouth? i like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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