marf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 little girls are adorable. Not a sports guy so dont care about that typical Dad stuff with boys. Tossin the ball around. Fishin'.. Dont really want kids anyway. Unless Im absolutely in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 What if you have a son and he's gay??? i would care as much if i have a daughter and she is gay. i could care less. whatever will make them happy is what will make me happy. you couldn't care less, Jules. It's only a family name. If your daughter has a kid, the bit that actually matters is passed on.... well said rambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Thank You for further overcrowding this planet and advancing it towards eventual destruction. People need to stop multiplying. Adopting children from under privileged countries would be the eco-friendliest way to continue ones family and it would also be a start to breaking down the artificial construct of race. suicide is always an option for those who really want to help the planet with that That's actually true. If you have any decency you should all off yourself. Unfortunately those who won't do it are even bigger cunts and would make the others self-sacrifice pointless. i wouldnt want to have a girl bc id be worried about all you scumsuckers getting to her. You know you'd be high fiving me in 16 years time if I, at the age of 39, really were to scum suck (lick out) your 16 year old daughter yes...then pressing charges Not every country has as puritanical laws regarding age of consent as the US. In some countries it's OK for dirty old men to caress perky and supple willing 16 year old tits while ravaging the untouched and slightly fuzzy pubed pink pussy with their worn and leathered cock. Well I was under the illusion I'd have flown her into the UK before doing this, but that was an lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 My girlfriend will be taking her 2nd pregnancy test in a few minutes. The 1st one pissed her off cause it said she was kinda pregnant. I told her to abort if we find out it's a girl. She gave me a face that made me say "Did I just fart?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Yes, it is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 heh yea it was just a joke. anyway the test says positive but she wants to go buy another test to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 When my girlfriend's test came back positive we were shocked too. Until we learned it was just aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 There is a series called Suckin' On AIDS Dick. Subtitle is Attack of the Lesions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jules Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 When my girlfriend's test came back positive we were shocked too. Until we learned it was just aids. dude you are on fire on this thread. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 When my girlfriend's test came back positive we were shocked too. Until we learned it was just aids. In one of the gangland flicks, Bamboo takes on three very large members. When they start DPing her, the guy goes "feel like you're having a baby?" a couple of times...it's fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 "Dig to China my nigga, dig to China!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 LOL somehow I knew you'd know the one I was talking about.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 When my girlfriend's test came back positive we were shocked too. Until we learned it was just aids. In one of the gangland flicks, Bamboo takes on three very large members. When they start DPing her, the guy goes "feel like you're having a baby?" a couple of times...it's fucking hilarious. woah... i saw a little of that one today... weird! i missed the "having a baby" line though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Congrats Jules! I only read the OP, and someone probably mentioned this already but I bet one day she's going to read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Jules was born in an endangered tribe isolated on a small island in Oceania. He has to bestow his pure blood to his future (hopefully male) kid who will marry the chief's recently born daughter. You gotta confer your last name at all cost or your tribe's survival will be at stake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 so the wife and i are having a baby. wow. its super exciting and totally nerve wracking but im really worried. i really think i need to have a boy but i know deep down we are goimg to have a girl. is it wrong to feel like im going to be disappointed when i find out its a girl? of course when the baby comes i doubt its going to matter but the thoughts of playing soccer and baseball and teaching him to golf will be replaced with ballet classes, dolls and easy bake ovens. i feel really bad about this at the moment and it sometimes seems to be consuming the joy of knowing we are starting a family. edit: this came out all wrong i really pity you man. you're all whacked up. you are the zany poon slammer. the feral moocow. i am really happy for you. i hope yoou get what you want. i would really want a girl. i think they are just lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 i hate to bring this up but 'developing countries?' i think we can ditch this republican narrative right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I apologize, it was mighty ethnocentric of me. It's actually the western way of life that is causing the most trouble for our planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 i hate to bring this up but 'developing countries?' i think we can ditch this republican narrative right now. err what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 Congrats Jules! thanks! Jules was born in an endangered tribe isolated on a small island in Oceania. He has to bestow his pure blood to his future (hopefully male) kid who will marry the chief's recently born daughter. You gotta confer your last name at all cost or your tribe's survival will be at stake! fucking lol. nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I apologize, it was mighty ethnocentric of me. It's actually the western way of life that is causing the most trouble for our planet. sometimes I look at a little planaria swimming happily in his petri dish, admiring his cute little wedge-shaped head and googly eyes, and I ask myself, "why did we ever have to evolve?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vodor Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 the child being a female will be drowned you fucking monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 When my girlfriend's test came back positive we were shocked too. Until we learned it was just aids. In one of the gangland flicks, Bamboo takes on three very large members. When they start DPing her, the guy goes "feel like you're having a baby?" a couple of times...it's fucking hilarious. woah... i saw a little of that one today... weird! i missed the "having a baby" line though. It cracked me up, cause here are these 3 dudes just basically destroying Bamboo's ring elasticity, and he asked her that line like in such a gentle voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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