Do You Have Sex Appeal

[oyster]

Do You Have Sex Appeal? How sexy are you? Would you fuck you? Put the fucking lotion in the basket? Do you use lotion? Do you acne or other blemishes or other features which detract from your sex appeal? How sexy are you? Do you have sex appeal?

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Not sure if I'd fuck me but I'd give me a blowjob.

[Guest tht tne]

my mind is sexy but my body leaves a lot to be desired... but you know what they say: potential counts for nothing

[oyster]

Not sure if I'd fuck me but I'd give me a blowjob.

 

I know a boy who can and does suck his own weenie. Also my sources tell me his weenie is very tiny. Does that make it better or worse, I wonder? I wouldn't suck my own weenie.

[pcock]

i would

[J3FF3R00]

I'm fairly attractive when I'm in shape.

I went bald early in life. That is bit of a strike against me.

What I wouldn't give to get my hair back.

Don't take it for granted.

[pcock]

aye going bald at 20 is a killer. it hasnt stopped me though.

[Atop]

I love to fuck me.....

[Guest Deep Fried Everything]

yes

[BCM]

I'm so hot right now.

[Guest Backson]

you tell me

 

Edited August 21, 2010 by Backson

[Guest AcrossCanyons]

it's hard not to pop a boner when i catch a sight of myself in the mirror

[Guest the anonymous forumite]

I would post my tits if there was an "awesome tits" thread.

[Guest Rotwang]

I am a total ugmo.

[Guest dese manz hatin]

i got mad game brah

[Guest iamabe]

im fit, good looking and well dressed, so yes i have sex appeal ... until i open my mouth and say something like "I make music with computers. have you ever heard of aphex twin?"

[gaarg]

A bit of it I guess. I'd have more if I had more muscles and if I were cleaner and better dressed.

[chassis]

Whats wrong with watmm?

[gaarg]

Whats wrong with watmm?

 

Well we can't tell since we don't know how EXACTLY it looks. I believe it thinks it's sexy as fuck sometimes.

[Zephyr_Nova]

I have oral sex appeal. Does that count?

[oyster]

Yes, it does. Yeah. Yep. Yes. No boubtadoubtit.

[marf]

i dont think I have sex appeal

 

 

Whip appeal is what the ladies want

[Caretstik]

Overweight, bad complexion and appalling teeth (I'm English though). I'm amazed to pull as little as I do in Norwich on the back of that.

[Zephyr_Nova]

I have oral sex appeal. Does that count?

 

 

Yes, it does. Yeah. Yep. Yes. No boubtadoubtit.

 

Excellent. Now I won't feel so bad each time I verbally communicate only to have whomever I'm in discourse with cream themselves. It derails too many conversations I tell ya (but not verbally or you'd cream yourself. That's why I post here rather than speak with people in public.)

[awesomeperson]

Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?

[grabs a phone]

Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!