Braintree Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 So I locked my bike to a pole on a busy street, went to a friend's party, and when I came out, this was all that was left of it: I want to find the fuck who did it, chop off his hands, make them into nunchucks, and beat him to death with them. It's going to cost me like $200 to rebuild that fucking thing. Share your bike swiping horror stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 maybe the guy is a retard. who knows ? edit: i mean there is still some hope. Experience has shown retards are nice persons although a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 did you try yelling at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I had a flimsy wire lock on my (crap) bike and I left it outside my apartment building among other bikes as usual with the wire lock around the frame and tire. The next day I found my bike without the wire lock. Someone must have cut it off, borrowed the bike and was kind enough to return it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 did you try yelling at it? More than you know. I was so angry when I found it that I just wailed on the pole it was locked to. I had a flimsy wire lock on my (crap) bike and I left it outside my apartment building among other bikes as usual with the wire lock around the frame and tire. The next day I found my bike without the wire lock. Someone must have cut it off, borrowed the bike and was kind enough to return it. Were you living in Boston at the time? That's a peculiar story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Some people have too much time on their hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I had a flimsy wire lock on my (crap) bike and I left it outside my apartment building among other bikes as usual with the wire lock around the frame and tire. The next day I found my bike without the wire lock. Someone must have cut it off, borrowed the bike and was kind enough to return it. Were you living in Boston at the time? That's a peculiar story. I live in the socialist hellhole Finland. I do live in an area with student housing only, so that might have played a role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 my parents were robbed at the weekend cos they left their bathroom window open for a couple of hours... they turned the place upside down, took the tv, brand new video camera and car. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I had a flimsy wire lock on my (crap) bike and I left it outside my apartment building among other bikes as usual with the wire lock around the frame and tire. The next day I found my bike without the wire lock. Someone must have cut it off, borrowed the bike and was kind enough to return it. braintree: my heart goes out to you - best in getting your wheels back on the ground friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I want to find the fuck who did it, chop off his hands, make them into nunchucks, and beat him to death with them. It's going to cost me like $200 to rebuild that fucking thing. Share your bike swiping horror stories Forget about it. Get a very cheap bike, it's the best way for the city. I've been as mad as you are now when I left my very favorite MTB at the railway station over night, locked with a huge lock. The next morning i returned and all i found was my cut-off lock. Those bastards stole me 6 bikes so far. I've stopped buying them when the fourth was gone. I was lucky enough to find two bikes lying around in the middle of the night. Just right when I needed them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I don't ride a bike, but my friend had his stolen the other week. £300+ road bike. The shit thing about this is that it was stolen while bolted to a bike rack, surrounded by about 40 other bikes while he was at work, a mere four days before he was due to jet out to Vancouver with it for a bike ride along the west coast towards Mexico for two and a bit months. He came back to my office raging angry tears. His first holiday in years and a major venture for him and his fucking bike got stolen. Me and friends were chipping in to buy him a new bike the day after, but our boss ended up buying him one instead. Which was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 my parents were robbed at the weekend cos they left their bathroom window open for a couple of hours... they turned the place upside down, took the tv, brand new video camera and car. lol. yeah, that's definitely worse than losing a $300 bike... and it's a terrifying invasion of privacy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I don't ride a bike, but my friend had his stolen the other week. £300+ road bike. The shit thing about this is that it was stolen while bolted to a bike rack, surrounded by about 40 other bikes while he was at work, a mere four days before he was due to jet out to Vancouver with it for a bike ride along the west coast towards Mexico for two and a bit months. He came back to my office raging angry tears. His first holiday in years and a major venture for him and his fucking bike got stolen. Me and friends were chipping in to buy him a new bike the day after, but our boss ended up buying him one instead. Which was awesome. I reckon your boss nicked it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 That sucks duder :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiddleBot Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 thats shitty. there's too many professional and organized bike thieves in this town. i once locked my bike next to a subway terminal, came back a few hours later, and the whole fucking bike rack was cleared, all that was left was a buncha broken locks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest no carrier Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 this is why god invented the automobile. you see? even this african american gentleman has to shoot a smile at the truck's owner because wire cutters and guile won't earn you one of god's chosen chariots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Ugh, people driving trucks like that without a legitimate reason should be shot on sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 this is why god invented the automobile. you see? even this african american gentleman has to shoot a smile at the truck's owner because wire cutters and guile won't earn you one of god's chosen chariots. lol a racist remark and I found it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 i've lived in pretty seedy areas and never had my bike stolen. i've left it in front of the places i lived without locks. then i moved to south pasadena (california's paradise), lived on the second floor and had the bike swiped from the balcony. i'm still not over it to this day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikew5th Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 what would you do if you caught someone stealing your bike? "slit their fucking throat" i didn't realize it could be done this fast untill i saw this video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 i guess i was expecting that video to be informative? whoops. yes, if there's a lesson to be learned, that's that if a bike is at all valuable to you, you need to minimize its exposure Period. especially if it also happens to be expensive. if it doesn't get stolen it'll get stripped, eventually.. so if your bike is going to be left on the street with any regularity, keep that in mind in terms of upgrades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosca Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 what would you do if you caught someone stealing your bike?"slit their fucking throat" no he wouldn't. jesus, look at the twat - he'd run a fuckin mile bleating about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 my parents were robbed at the weekend cos they left their bathroom window open for a couple of hours... they turned the place upside down, took the tv, brand new video camera and car. lol. Man, that's awful! They stole their car? Christ. I want to find the fuck who did it, chop off his hands, make them into nunchucks, and beat him to death with them. It's going to cost me like $200 to rebuild that fucking thing. Share your bike swiping horror stories Forget about it. Get a very cheap bike, it's the best way for the city. I've been as mad as you are now when I left my very favorite MTB at the railway station over night, locked with a huge lock. The next morning i returned and all i found was my cut-off lock. Those bastards stole me 6 bikes so far. I've stopped buying them when the fourth was gone. I was lucky enough to find two bikes lying around in the middle of the night. Just right when I needed them :) Well, I ride almost every day. It's my major mode of transportation and also the way I stay in shape, so I think investing in a good bike is worth it, even if it might get stolen/stripped. I just have to be more diligent about its safety from now on. I'm going to get a front wheel that's a quick release, and start locking it to the back wheel & frame, as well as taking the seat with me. The bike was about $380 after taxes, and I can replace the missing parts for less than that. I still have the frame, which would have been the expensive part. this is why god invented the automobile. you see? even this african american gentleman has to shoot a smile at the truck's owner because wire cutters and guile won't earn you one of god's chosen chariots. Cool, bro. While I'm at it I'll hit up Walmart for a Garth Brooks CD and hunting rifle. Seriously, though, I own a car. I usually only use it for moving big things or going on road trips. My bike gets 0 MPG, and leaves no carbon footprint. Plus it's more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 reminds me of Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. Lance: What a fucker! Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle. Lance: You don't do it. Vincent: It's just against the rules. IT'S JUST AGAINST THE RULES...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I literally watched the man who stole my bike ride down the street with it and disappear. This was after I offered him a ride on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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