J3FF3R00 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 hey all. I'm sure there is a thread about this somewhere but I don't want to look for it. Share your stories of your worst ball smashes or the times you have smashed other peoples balls. I just crossed my legs the wrong way and it reminded me of this time I was on tour with a band and we would SMASH each others balls every chance we got. It wasn't my idea and I certainly didn't start it but I kinda had to go along with it for 3 weeks. As time went on, we got more and more creative, deceptive and calculating with our ball smashes. Sometimes I wonder if the whole experience will have left me barren. I could give examples but you kinda had to be there. Anyway, share away. *quickly puts on cup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was standing with my legs spread apart and a friend of mine comes up behind me, gently and slyly raises his foot, and presses the top of his foot against the underside of my scrotum. Just enough to know he was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was playing on a ladder that led up to a play-set thing and I fell and smashed my testicles on it. Really kind of hurt a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was lying in the park today and somehow hit my balls when I got up. What's with the nausea that comes with the ball hitting? Sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I sat on my nuts once, that was fucking fantastic. Also, after being a hockey goalie for 7 years, I took my fair share of pucks to the scrotum. Albeit I had a cup on, but sometimes I wished I was wearing iron plating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 i kicked my friend in the balls, not trying to hurt him, just softly. he collapsed in pain, after a long stint of revenge he finally got me back, now we're square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I was leaving my last job and our usual Monday evening 5-a-side footy was my testimonial match, at which probably the least athletic lad of the office nailed me dead center of the nads from about 2 yards and I went down like Hans Moleman. Wish I could've witnessed this happening to someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 my friends and i in our band periscopes used to practice with our nuts hanging out and we'd spit on each other. i haven't really had my nuts crushed many times though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 now the question... is the feeling worse than child birth? will we ever know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 when i was younger i had a case of epididymitus (sp?). its when one of your testes gets twisted inside your scrotum. it was the feeling right after you get kicked in the cookies and the pain sets in. that first rush of excruciating ball pain that only a man knows but never went away. searing pain but impossible to explain to your mother. im sure xxx can shed some light on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 its on of the adtanvages of being a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I went down like Hans Moleman. its on of the adtanvages of being a girl lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 i have a small orchard at the bottom of my garden, one day a few years ago me, my brother and an older friend decided to have an apple fight - one throw from the older lad smashed me square in the balls - immediately fell to the floor, never been in so much pain. jeez, just thinking about it makes me quake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 i have a small orchard at the bottom of my garden, one day a few years ago me, my brother and an older friend decided to have an apple fight - one throw from the older lad smashed me square in the balls - immediately fell to the floor, never been in so much pain. jeez, just thinking about it makes me quake... LOL (hit in the orchard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamakeri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I marched snare in high school band. We played with logs for sticks. The upperclassmen thought it was funny to just "tap" another guy's dick tip. Jesus, all you had to do was the lightest of taps with something that dense and you just wanted to die/puke. It quickly went out of style over universal hatred of it. I was sledding with my cousin when I was a kid. He was further ahead. His friend was tailing him and decided to roll off his sled--the classic wood with steel runner design--and the sled kept racing down the hill. My cousin came to a stop, rolled over...just to have the speeding sled run into his junk. His cries were horrific. I heard from his sister that his entire pelvis was black and blue. As if this weren't bad enough, he was born with something called urethral stenosis (narrowing). Physics people may remember that pressure is inversely related to diameter so he was able to damn near piss across a room as a baby. A urologist had to "bore him out" a little. I'm sick just typing in/reading this thread... oh sweet jesus. this is the worst i've ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Taken plenty of footballs to the balls. That middle bar that connects your handlebars and saddle on your bike is also a danger zone. Sack-tapping is a regular occurrence in school. No so much anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Back in grade 1 or 2 we used to have wrestling matches during recess. On one occassion the kid I was up against kicked me as hard as he could right in the dick. I never wrestled at recess again. I used to play little league baseball, and I guess they figured all little kids are too inept to be trusted as pitchers, so we had a pitching machine. Pretty weird really... Anyway, one day it either went haywire or it was aimed improperly, and instead of pitching the ball over the diamond it pitched it into my dick. I doubled over and cried like I'd never cried before. It's a wonder I've never pissed blood. Another time at baseball I was playing short stop. A runner was nearing second base right as I caught the ball. The second baseman was yelling at me to throw him the ball, so I did. As hard as I could. To his dick. He fell to the ground bawling his eyes out. I felt terrible, but he was probably one of the kids who laughed when the pitching machine played hardball with mine. I like to view it as karmic payback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Bach when i was 13, there was this girl in my class that would harass me every fucking day. Once she kicked me really hard in the crotch, but hopefully she only hit my splinch, so i was ok. Turned out she was in love with me. Also i have a cousin who plays basketball. One day he jumps in the air to do a dunk, but he unwillingly hits a guy's in the balls like really really hard. The guy goes to the hospital, turns out my cousin literally exploded one of his balls. Turns out, also, that this testicle was heavily tumored. Apparently my cousin saved this guy's life. I also experience testicular torsion on a regular basis (my right teste). I do not experience this huge pain people often describe though. I don't know, i just manually untwist it, then everything is fine. When i was in primary school I used to "race" with one of my friend (a tough kid). We'd sit in front of each other, on the floor, and push as hard as we can on the other's crotch, life if it were a gas pedal. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Also i have a cousin who plays basketball. One day he jumps in the air to do a dunk, but he unwillingly hits a guy's in the balls like really really hard. The guy goes to the hospital, turns out my cousin literally exploded one of his balls. Turns out, also, that this testicle was heavily tumored. Apparently my cousin saved this guy's life. this is one of the most incredible stories ive ever heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Also i have a cousin who plays basketball. One day he jumps in the air to do a dunk, but he unwillingly hits a guy's in the balls like really really hard. The guy goes to the hospital, turns out my cousin literally exploded one of his balls. Turns out, also, that this testicle was heavily tumored. Apparently my cousin saved this guy's life. this is one of the most incredible stories ive ever heard... yeah this asks for a mspaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 when i was younger i had a case of epididymitus (sp?). its when one of your testes gets twisted inside your scrotum. it was the feeling right after you get kicked in the cookies and the pain sets in. that first rush of excruciating ball pain that only a man knows but never went away. searing pain but impossible to explain to your mother. im sure xxx can shed some light on it. Do you mean testicular torsion? Squishing balls is pretty enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Bach when i was 13 You used to be Bach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 When i was in primary school I used to "race" with one of my friend (a tough kid). We'd sit in front of each other, on the floor, and push as hard as we can on the other's crotch, life if it were a gas pedal. Good times. lol i've smacked by nuts on numerous rails while skateboarding. i caught my jewels in my harness many a time while abseiling/climbing/falling. a deer tick once burrowed into my bawbag. a wasp stung me in the plums when i was 5. a 24 stone freak stood on my nads wearing rugby boots while playing rugby. a sadistic girl once bit me in my globes to see what it felt like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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