beerwolf Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Please tell me I am not alone in the universe, for wanting to zap this fucking wanker off the face of the Earth? Or is it just me? Everytime this dribbling, half-wit, do-gooder arrives in my field of vision, I turn into a tidal wave of vitriol, turn purple with rage and suffer immediate torrets syndrome. God I Hate Him So Much! If he makes your blood boil please let me know. Regards, Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 My gf is obsessed with feeding me amazing tasty food from his books. So fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 My gf is obsessed with feeding me amazing tasty food from his books. So fuck you. Not the answer I was looking for. So fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i think he's alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 he's doing his part to fight obesity in america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 he's doing his part to fight obesity in america Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 why do people hate him so much? he just seems like your average doofus to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I remember watching him make roast baby carrots once and they did look divine but his drooly.fat-tongued,mockney persona got right on my t-eacakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 his tongue is too big for his mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Yeah fuck Gaddafi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 he's doing his part to fight obesity in america yeah at least he tried to save that hick town in W Virginia, even if they were set on eating themselves to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I remember watching him make roast baby carrots once and they did look divine but his drooly.fat-tongued,mockney persona got right on my t-eacakes. thats jamie ALL OVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dont really know about this guy but from what im seeing i can confidently hate that muthafucka in solidarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 he has a lisp. he is on a high horse. he annoys the fuck out of me. but i am sure he is doing some kind of good and that his food is tasty. that being said i ignore him with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 i hate this little gobshite, look at the names of his fucking kids Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 who the fuck let him have 4 kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 fuck lisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 i hate this little gobshite, look at the names of his fucking kids Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? trolldad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Please tell me I am not alone in the universe, for wanting to zap this fucking wanker off the face of the Earth? Or is it just me? Everytime this dribbling, half-wit, do-gooder arrives in my field of vision, I turn into a tidal wave of vitriol, turn purple with rage and suffer immediate torrets syndrome. God I Hate Him So Much! If he makes your blood boil please let me know. Regards, Steve I couldn't agree more, I surprise myself with how livid I get when I see him appear on screen and I sometimes even watch the 30 Minute Meals thing just to shout at him. I find myself essentially goading him to say and do the things that drive me mad; these include pretending he lives a normal 9-5 life, pretending he's poor, pretending he has friends, assuming everyone has a garlic crusher, openly using Sainsburys products all the fucking time, saying 'byooodiful', congratulating himself, olive oil on everything, his hair, his face, his mouth and his tongue drubbing around in it, his horrible fat flailing splayed greasy fingers, etc etc etc. My mate always defends him saying that he may be a twat but his food is amazing - how the fuck do you know from watching it on telly? Retro salad yeah? When I saw the 'Dream School' advert I nearly had a stroke, the fucking jumped up cruscading prick. I don't believe for a second he cares about anyone or does any good on purpose, he's just a whirlwind of spittle and money who can line his pockets with false sentiment. That school dinners one was bad enough but at least he is a chef, even though improving the quality of school dinners is only a mildly worthy cause of no real consequence and crocodile tears don't make it any more worthy. Now apparently he'll turn on the gibbering dribbling social missionary persona for anything. Plus I think his 'dream school' is full of infuriating pricks like the embodiment of smarm and unctuousness Alastair Campbell and the gratingly thespian Simon Callow. I want to see him getting his head kicked in. Jamie Oliver is a fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 last night i had a tasty as fuck mushroom risotto with a tasty as fuck salad thanks to our good pal jamie. cheers jamie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 at first I was like but then I was like I think it's got to do with over exposure, and him being quite twatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Karnov Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Jamie Oliver is a fucking cunt. But on the other hand: crumpets fried with egg and chilli for breakfast = genius idea. And his gravy is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhonny Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Jamie Oliver is a fucking cunt. But on the other hand: crumpets fried with egg and chilli for breakfast = genius idea. And his gravy is good too. this^^ Personally I like him, he's a good chef, fifteen is a great restaurant (and the concept behind it is good), his shows and books are good and I like the fact that he's concerned about obesity/public health. Stupid names for kids though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I have eaten at Fifteen quite a few times and I can safely say it is fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 his food is no nonsense and hearty. he's got passion for food and educating fat unhealthy fools. his appearance and speech impediment are irrelevant unless you've still got pent up bullying issues left over from high school or you think everyone on tv should be some kind of squeaky clean model robot fuck. gordon ramsay is who to aim your hate at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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