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  1. Go on mate. You can do it. Thats right. Align the annular nail with my erect cock and japs eye. Are you ready? Good. Prepare the hammer blow…. Go in smash it in!!!!! 👁 🔨 💥 🤪
  2. QUIT YOU WHINING TINKERBELL!!! AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PUSSY SQUEALING SUGARPLUM FAIRY FACE!!! THE COLOSSAL SQUIDS FROM THE DARK OCEANIC FATHOMS HAVE LEARNED TO LIVE ON LAND!!! THEIR PREY DECIMATED BY INDUSTRIAL TRAWLERS!!! THEIR ONLY SURVIVAL CHOICE IS NOW US!!! Eyes glowing through the shallow waters on the beach like giant circular lanterns. Chattering hooks by the thousand on their gloopy pulsing suckers. The snapping and snatching parrot beak hidden behind the writhing twisting ball of tentacles. Now they are upon the first of the fisherman’s huts. Belly floppin’ deep in squid grease. They move fast. The oil lamped lights of the shore dwellings quickly extinguished the beach district is gone and now resembles their previous home, the inky blackness of the oceanic abyss. PACK YOUR KNAPSACK PIPSQUEAK!! AND DON’T FORGET THE BISCUITS!! THE GARDEN FORK AND SPADE ARE OUR ONLY WEAPONS!! BEER DRINKING BUCKTOOTHED CREEP!!! The phone rings. The nuclear submarines leave port.
  3. Let’s get back on track. I was hoping Syro would take the same trajectory as Drukqs (but no such chance). Like a capuchin attempting to climb the monkey puzzle, Drukqs was a true sonic conundrum for me when I first played it and was for many repeated plays. I was simply bamboozled by the light-years ahead genius of Aphex trickery. I’m not sure if younger listeners nowadays, with every track and album ready to play at the touch of a mouse understand the concept of the ‘slow burner’ an album that takes many months, sometimes years to reveal their true glory. For me I think the Joy Division albums took a long while to like (not sure why….) and I’m trying to rack my brains and think up others but it doesn’t matter because Drukqs is the master of slow burners. Even this spring I decided to sit with this album and ‘listen’ even more. And yes of course more deep Aphexian magic was revealed. I can’t believe now, looking back and thinking about my initial reaction to Drukqs this is my favourite Aphex Twin album. But it is. I guess it would be ultra cool to hear some tracks that never made the final cut. I remember Ivan Ooze saying something about Drukqs and ‘feels like dying in a corner at a rave’. Which is a way to describe some of the sounds on here, but even the more savage tracks are cloaked in bristling, potent darkness. Anyway I’ve ran out of steam myself. No more words.
  4. I think the bit when our bunch of coked up clowns go for a bit of paint gunning and rob a high security military base was beginning of the end for me.
  5. ‘Was’ watching Animal Kingdom. Done a season and a half, and kind of losing interest. Part of it appeals to me but another part of me thinks I should be spending my viewing time much more wisely.
  6. What kind of music is this! He’s just pressing buttons! Anyone can do that! Look! (Wacks todger onto 🎹 while making a gurning face)
  7. I’m getting long in the tooth, and getting more grumpy than ever before. So fuck all. And turn that bloody noise down you fucking scroat!!!!!
  8. Just hopped in on my spacehopper to say I could call my old school mates up. Massive DnB headz they were/are. I was firmly studying at the school of Aphex Twin at the time 🤓 and still am.
  9. Suck my piss. Always happy nowadays when I feel like posting a negative comment and somebody else does it for me and I can just chill and press the ‘like’ button. That’s how I like to cruise nowadays 😎
  10. I was also flabbergasted. I fucking love Spotify, and you’d have to be pointing a Raygun at my head for me to quit but reading this assholes comments almost made me do it. I guess I sleep soundly at night because I paid lots of cash for my records over 3 decades. Spotify comes into its own for my playlists, which I guess are like micro jukeboxes.
  11. Gently drop your steaming nutsack into the cool shallows of the River Loddon Gently dip your steaming dopper into the village duck pond 🦆
  12. Never managed to get into Lone, tried a few times in the past but never hooked me in, but I constantly read high praise about him. I think I’ll try again when this new album drops.
  13. I feel as though I’m in a dream 2 - 1 to England
  14. Need to take my mind off this fucking football match. Watched The Master. Yeah my kind of film. 8.5/10 Also rewatched There Will Be Blood, which I didn’t realise was by the same director. That’s another high score, better than The Master so I guess a 9/10. I guess I should seek out his other films.
  15. Yep. That tackle on Grealish seen in slow motion was diabolical.
  16. Fuck off Lampard you mind numbing boring tradesman mockney geezer cross eyed cunt I dunno mate. What about them?
  17. Big day today then. If we win (I think we have a good chance which seems almost unreal because it’s been so long) I wonder how many thousands of sickies are gonna be pulled tomorrow? I will be bright eyed and bushy tailed at 5am tomorrow 😏
  18. I always forget about DJ Metatron / POD/ DJ Healer/ Traumprinz etc He's in there at number 5 (sorry Mr Jenkinson) also just found out about Ibiza which is another alias
  19. Same. I need new material (as in an album not a few remixes) to reignite my interest in them. For quite some time BOC has been almost totally dormant in Camp Beerwolf.
  20. Yeah agree. To be honest I thought Heat was even better this time round. I remember watching it at the pictures and thought it was good but I was blown away this second time. Amazing film.
  21. Rewatched The Doors a few days ago. Impossible for me to dislike, just took me back like being in a rose tinted time machine to when I was 14 or 15. Discovering The Doors and Apocalypse Now simultaneously was a zenith experience for me at that early time in my life. Also rewatched Heat a few months ago, man that film has aged well. So good. But was it the rose tinted telescopic effect? Not sure.
  22. Perhaps followers of the Hexagon Sun were expecting something else, something more succulent and juicy than a very average remix? There seem to be some folks been doing a big old gay victory dance of the mythical BOCset and a new album. Then this comes out instead. Hahahah hahah hah ha…….🥴
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