Guest disparaissant Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 omg you guys have been roommates this whole time and didn't even know it. unless roasty is a large effeminate gay man who mostly listens to country music then i doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room. lol done this many times. such sweet relief. man I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot buying baby wipes at the store or else I'd be doing that all the time. I'm gonna have to go about acquiring a baby I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Well you could possibly argue the effeminate part, but no that's not me at all! Anyway I knew what you were getting at there, Zeph i can't remember the last time i woke up and felt ok about being awake. This one hits me in the feels every time I open the page "And when I wake up in the morning, I just sit there, and I'm like, oh. Like it's an awful way to start your day. Every day starts with me, my eyes open, and I reload the program of misery. I just open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like...and I go, oh. I guess. I guess, do it. I don't know." Edited September 27, 2012 by roasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room. lol done this many times. such sweet relief. man I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot buying baby wipes at the store or else I'd be doing that all the time. I'm gonna have to go about acquiring a baby I guess. http://www.wetones.com/FreshandFlush.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 i baby-wiped this morning. feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I was in the drive through getting a coffee and this guy had his big diesel truck going in the drive through, so the lady couldn't hear me placing my order. I got the wrong coffee.... =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest od++ Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river asked us if any of us were good at chemistry and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river asked us if any of us were good at chemistry and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning i don't see how this is a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river asked us if any of us were good at chemistry and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning i don't see how this is a problem. Yeah that sounds like fun to me lol. I love when crazy stuff like that happens to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 this new job is extremely laid back and I've basically done fuck all today. bit bored tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 i baby-wiped this morning. feels good. my man. :hi-5:s & hand sanitizer all around still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it.. You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river asked us if any of us were good at chemistry and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning i don't see how this is a problem. Does she wear this kind of hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it.. You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake. good point, especially if I buy some baby food with it. Edited September 28, 2012 by uptown devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Kitten keeps hitting things on the coffee table and is now biting a blanket/pillow, and I swear he thinks they're alive and possibly an extension of my own body. Also he shat on the litter bag today. My kitten's a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) My cat does the blanket/pillow attack pretty frequently. if I stick my arm under the blanket and puff it up suddenly, he'll come flying in from wherever with dilated pupils and pounce on it. I think if we didn't laugh so hard the first couple times, he probably wouldn't still do it two years later. He thinks it's fucking impressive, though. Edited September 28, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Every attempt I've made to adopt a rescue dog online, some asshole has either already moved it into their home, or I supposedly don't meet the pre-requisites. I can't keep on getting my hopes up like this, just to be shutdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I don't have a working computer at home anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 i baby-wiped this morning. feels good. my man. :hi-5:s & hand sanitizer all around still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it.. You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake. don't it block the bog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 realized i scratched a bunch of records back when when trying to clean them with a liquid solution. back fired, my copy of mhtrtc is really fucked up and i feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 got a $400 speeding ticket tonight. 50 kmh on a deserted 30 stretch. *contains rage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 got a $400 speeding ticket tonight. 50 kmh on a deserted 30 stretch. *contains rage* that costed 400$?!? Holy crap dude seems a bit harsh... was it a school zone? my fwp.. I set my slow cooker (crock pot) to cook some awesome sounding mushroom/beef stew while I was at work. Came home, slow cooker fucking broke. Cold, raw soup. About 40$ worth of ingredients sitting on the counter for 10hrs. Not sure if its safe to cook it tomorrow in a pot and eat it. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 it was next to a school yeah, but at 10 pm at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Trying to get freelance work in a new town withouth a strong network is tough. You try to negotiate with people and they turn their backs. Everyone just wants to hustle you down to rates that only unskilled laborers will take. It fucking blows my mind. So fucking sick of it. Evrey time. Like clockwork. I finally get a lead on a job, I ask the budget, they don't answer and ask my rate, I tell them my rate, they say they can pay me half of my rate, I ask if they can do a tiny bit better, then they don't get back. I'll work for the goddamned half over nothing, goddamn it. Just fucking reply, fucking assholes. Un fucking believeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Trying to get freelance work in a new town withouth a strong network is tough. You try to negotiate with people and they turn their backs. Everyone just wants to hustle you down to rates that only unskilled laborers will take. It fucking blows my mind. So fucking sick of it. Evrey time. Like clockwork. I finally get a lead on a job, I ask the budget, they don't answer and ask my rate, I tell them my rate, they say they can pay me half of my rate, I ask if they can do a tiny bit better, then they don't get back. I'll work for the goddamned half over nothing, goddamn it. Just fucking reply, fucking assholes. Un fucking believeable. I'm sorry, man. Keep yo chin up. Are you still in LA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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